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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Astrud Gilberto.

Astrud Gilberto

Astrud Gilberto's, "Girl From Ipanema"
Better Lyrics:
Short and pale and old and ugly
the girl from Chattanooga goes walking and when she passes
each man she passes says "YUK".
Original Lyrics:
Tall and tan and young and lovely
the girl from Ipanema goes walking and when she passes
each man she passes says "AH".
Submitted by: Landis Turner
Astrud Gilberto's, "The Girl From Ipanema"
Better Lyrics:
After digging up sweet potatoes,

The girl from Ipomoea goes walking.
Original Lyrics:
Tall and tan and young and lovely,

The girl from Ipanema goes walking.
Submitted by: Richard Wetfuss
Astrud Gilberto's, "TheGirl From Ipanema"
Better Lyrics:
Out from her patch of Morning Glories,

The girl from Ipomoea goes walking.
Original Lyrics:
Tall and tan and young and lovely,

The girl from Ipanema goes walking.
Submitted by: Richard Wetfuss

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