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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Guy Mitchell
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Guy Mitchell.
Guy Mitchell
Guy Mitchell's, "Heartaches By The Number"
Better Lyrics:
I have heartaches by the number, troubles by the score,
My mother sent me to go to the store, I brought back a big fat apple core!
But she said she wanted an apple pie, she didn't want a core,
But they didn't have any apple pies because they were so poor!
My mother sent me to go to the store, I brought back a big fat apple core!
But she said she wanted an apple pie, she didn't want a core,
But they didn't have any apple pies because they were so poor!
Original Lyrics:
I have heartaches by the number,...
Every day you love me less, each day I love you more;
Yes I've got heartaches by the number, and a love that I can't win;
But the day that I stop counting is the day my world will end!
Every day you love me less, each day I love you more;
Yes I've got heartaches by the number, and a love that I can't win;
But the day that I stop counting is the day my world will end!
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery
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