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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by The Monkees.

The Monkees

The Monkees', "Daydream Believer"
Better Lyrics:
Cheer up, weepy teen
Oh, what does it mean
To be a diehard Belieber
And not get the guy of your dreams
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up, Sleepy Jean
Oh, what can it mean
To a daydream believer
And a homecoming queen
Submitted by: Sheogorath
The Monkees', "Hey, Hey, We're the Monkees!"
Better Lyrics:
We're just bums
Beggin' on the streets
Folks think we're panhandlin' crooks
But narcotics we need

Hey, Hey, We're just Junkies!
So please toss some coin on the ground...
Original Lyrics:
Here we come
Walking down the street
We get the funniest looks
From everyone we meet

Hey, Hey, We're the Monkees!
People say we monkey around...
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Monkees', "Last Train to Clarksville"
Better Lyrics:
Take the last plane to Hartsfield

We’ll meet at the police station

You must be here by 12:30

Or be jailed for the duration


Don't be slow

Oh, no, no, no

Oh, no, no, no
Original Lyrics:
Take the last train to Clarksville

And I'll meet you at the station

You can be here by 4:30

'Cause I've made your reservation

Don't be slow

Oh, no, no, no

Oh, no, no, no
Submitted by: John Dacey
The Monkees', "We're the Monkees (Theme)"
Better Lyrics:
(Again, I see Sheogorath and I raise him.)

Here we come
Stimming down the street
We get the nastiest treatment
From Autism $peaks.

Hey, hey we're autistic,
and some peeps treat us like clowns.
But we're too nice and friendly
to put ableist fools down.

They just don’t understand us,
That’s why they locked us away.
But we have equal rights to you,
And that’s why we’re here to stay.
Original Lyrics:
Here we come
Walking down the street
We get the funniest looks from
Everyone we meet.

Hey, hey we're the Monkees,
and people say we monkey around.
But we're too busy singing,
to put anybody down.

We're just trying to be friendly,
Come watch us sing and play.
We're the young generation,
And we got something to say.
Submitted by: Naughty Autie
The Monkees', "We're the Monkees"
Better Lyrics:
Here we come

Stimming down the street

We get the nastiest treatment

From Autism $peaks


Hey, hey, we're autistic

And some peeps treat us like clowns

But we're too nice and friendly

To put evil people down
Original Lyrics:
Here we come

Walkin' down the street

We get the funniest looks from

Everyone we meet


Hey, hey, we're the Monkees

And people say we monkey around

But we're too busy singing

To put anybody down
Submitted by: Sheogorath

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