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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Chris Montez
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Chris Montez.
Chris Montez
Chris Montez's, "Let's Dance"
Better Lyrics:
Hey baby, does your salad jive?
Would ya like to see a disco chive?
The lettuce dance,
The lettuce dance,
See the bacon bits and small tomatoes too,
Caesar dressing and the croutons do
The lettuce dance, The lettuce dance...
Would ya like to see a disco chive?
The lettuce dance,
The lettuce dance,
See the bacon bits and small tomatoes too,
Caesar dressing and the croutons do
The lettuce dance, The lettuce dance...
Original Lyrics:
Hey baby, won't you take a chance?
Say that you'll let me have this dance--
Oh, let us dance,
Well, let us dance...
We'll do the twist, the stomp, the mashed potato too--
Any old thing that you want to do,
But let us dance;
But let us dance...
Say that you'll let me have this dance--
Oh, let us dance,
Well, let us dance...
We'll do the twist, the stomp, the mashed potato too--
Any old thing that you want to do,
But let us dance;
But let us dance...
Submitted by: hec
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