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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Peter Paul & Mary.

Peter Paul & Mary

Peter Paul & Mary's, "Puff The Magic Dragon"
Better Lyrics:
Puff, my ass is draggin', it's 103
I'd like to lick a cooling mist or be splashing in the sea
Puff, my ass is draggin', it's 103
I'd like to lick a cooling mist or be splashing in the sea
Original Lyrics:
Puff, the magic dragon, lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honalee
Puff, the magic dragon, lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honalee
Submitted by: Royce Miller

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