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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Pink
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Pink.
Pink
Pink's, "Don't Let Me Get Me"
Better Lyrics:
L.A. told me:"You are stupid
"And you're ugly."
"And you're ugly."
Original Lyrics:
LA told me, "You'll be a pop star,
All you have to change is everything you are."
All you have to change is everything you are."
Submitted by: Flash Flood
Pink's, "So what?"
Better Lyrics:
The waiter just took my table
And gave it to O.J. Simpson
I guess I'll go sit with Tom Cruise
At least I'll be a Scientologist
And gave it to O.J. Simpson
I guess I'll go sit with Tom Cruise
At least I'll be a Scientologist
Original Lyrics:
The waiter just took my table
And gave it to Jessica Simpson
I guess I'll go sit with drum boy
At least he'll know how to hit
And gave it to Jessica Simpson
I guess I'll go sit with drum boy
At least he'll know how to hit
Submitted by: Flash Flood
Pink's, "Stupid Girls"
Better Lyrics:
What happened to dreams of a girl president?
She's got the neighbors threatening to talk to management
She's got the neighbors threatening to talk to management
Original Lyrics:
What happened to dreams of a girl president?
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
Submitted by: Linus Pierce
Pink's, "Who Knew?"
Better Lyrics:
I'm so obsessed, it's just not cool
I blow off homework and skip school
And all, for this
If someone said 3 years ago,
I would log on
And watch "Leave Britney Alone,"
They'd still be wrong
I know better
(But) I could spend forever
And ever - (on) YouTube
I blow off homework and skip school
And all, for this
If someone said 3 years ago,
I would log on
And watch "Leave Britney Alone,"
They'd still be wrong
I know better
(But) I could spend forever
And ever - (on) YouTube
Original Lyrics:
Remember when we were such fools,
And so convinced we're just too cool?
Uh-huh, that's right
If someone said 3 years from now,
You'd be long gone,
I'd stand up and punch them out
'Cause they're all wrong
I know better
'Cause you said forever
And ever - Who knew?
And so convinced we're just too cool?
Uh-huh, that's right
If someone said 3 years from now,
You'd be long gone,
I'd stand up and punch them out
'Cause they're all wrong
I know better
'Cause you said forever
And ever - Who knew?
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
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