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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Playmates
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Playmates.
Playmates
Playmates', "Beep Beep"
Better Lyrics:
As I drove by a wheelchair guy,
He looked at me with hate,
I'll show him that my big Dodge van,
Is not one to berate.
He must have thought he was awful cute,
As he kept on thumbing his nose,
I'll show him that my big Dodge van,
Can still tear up the road.
Creep, creep,
Creep, creep,
His chair went creep, creep, creep.
Now we're doing a hundred & ten,
My foot is to the floor,
The wheelchair guy stayed right beside,
His arms are getting sore.
He must have broke a nail,
Because I thought I heard him moan,
I hope I get to lose this guy,
Before my engine's blown.
Beep, beep,
Beep, beep,
The train went beep, beep, beep!
Now I'm slamming on the brakes,
I hope that I can stop,
The wheelchair guy flew right on by,
And I heard one big pop!
He must have flown a thousand miles,
And I swear I heard him slur,
Hey, Buddy, how can I get my butt,
Off of Jupiter!!!
He looked at me with hate,
I'll show him that my big Dodge van,
Is not one to berate.
He must have thought he was awful cute,
As he kept on thumbing his nose,
I'll show him that my big Dodge van,
Can still tear up the road.
Creep, creep,
Creep, creep,
His chair went creep, creep, creep.
Now we're doing a hundred & ten,
My foot is to the floor,
The wheelchair guy stayed right beside,
His arms are getting sore.
He must have broke a nail,
Because I thought I heard him moan,
I hope I get to lose this guy,
Before my engine's blown.
Beep, beep,
Beep, beep,
The train went beep, beep, beep!
Now I'm slamming on the brakes,
I hope that I can stop,
The wheelchair guy flew right on by,
And I heard one big pop!
He must have flown a thousand miles,
And I swear I heard him slur,
Hey, Buddy, how can I get my butt,
Off of Jupiter!!!
Original Lyrics:
[Very slowly]
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
While riding in my Cadillac
What to my surprise
A little Nash Rambler was following me
About one third my size
The guy musta wanted to pass me up
As he kept on tooting his horn
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
[Slowly]
I pushed my foot down to the floor
To give the guy the shake
But the little Nash Rambler stayed right behind
He still had on his brake
He musta thought his car had more guts
As he kept on tooting his horn (beep beep)
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
[Normal speed]
My car went into passing gear
And we took off with gust (whoosh)
Soon we were going ninety
Musta left him in the dust
When I peeked in the mirror of my car
I couldn't believe my eyes
The little Nash Rambler was right behind
You'd think that guy could fly
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
[Quickly]
Now we were doing a hundred and ten
This certainly was a race
For a Rambler to pass a Caddy
Would be a big disgrace
The guy musta wanted to pass me up
As he kept on tooting his horn (beep beep)
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
[Very quickly]
Now we're going a hundred twenty
As fast as I can go
The Rambler pulled along side of me
As if we were going slow
The fella rolled down his window
And yelled for me to hear
"Hey buddy how do I get this car outa second gear?"
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
While riding in my Cadillac
What to my surprise
A little Nash Rambler was following me
About one third my size
The guy musta wanted to pass me up
As he kept on tooting his horn
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
[Slowly]
I pushed my foot down to the floor
To give the guy the shake
But the little Nash Rambler stayed right behind
He still had on his brake
He musta thought his car had more guts
As he kept on tooting his horn (beep beep)
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
[Normal speed]
My car went into passing gear
And we took off with gust (whoosh)
Soon we were going ninety
Musta left him in the dust
When I peeked in the mirror of my car
I couldn't believe my eyes
The little Nash Rambler was right behind
You'd think that guy could fly
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
[Quickly]
Now we were doing a hundred and ten
This certainly was a race
For a Rambler to pass a Caddy
Would be a big disgrace
The guy musta wanted to pass me up
As he kept on tooting his horn (beep beep)
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
[Very quickly]
Now we're going a hundred twenty
As fast as I can go
The Rambler pulled along side of me
As if we were going slow
The fella rolled down his window
And yelled for me to hear
"Hey buddy how do I get this car outa second gear?"
Submitted by: Fred Snider
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