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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Helen Reddy
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Helen Reddy.
Helen Reddy
Helen Reddy's, "I Am Woman"
Better Lyrics:
I am woman, hear me roar
With eating habits of a boar
And I eat so much i feel no pain
Because I weigh more than before
In numbers too big to ignore
And I'll never ever see my feet again
Oh yes, I am wide
Cause my weight-gain's unexplained
Yes, I ate the pies
and look how much I gained
Cause I want to, Want to eat everything
I am fat (fat)
My weight's unbeatable (unbeatable)
I am woman
With eating habits of a boar
And I eat so much i feel no pain
Because I weigh more than before
In numbers too big to ignore
And I'll never ever see my feet again
Oh yes, I am wide
Cause my weight-gain's unexplained
Yes, I ate the pies
and look how much I gained
Cause I want to, Want to eat everything
I am fat (fat)
My weight's unbeatable (unbeatable)
I am woman
Original Lyrics:
I am woman, hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore
And I know too much to go back an' pretend
'cause I've heard it all before
And I've been down there on the floor
No one's ever gonna keep me down again
Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman
In numbers too big to ignore
And I know too much to go back an' pretend
'cause I've heard it all before
And I've been down there on the floor
No one's ever gonna keep me down again
Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman
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