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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Doreen Shaffer
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Doreen Shaffer.
Doreen Shaffer
Doreen Shaffer's, "Can I Have This Dance"
Better Lyrics:
Can I have his pants for the rest of his life
Will you dry clean them, every night
When I where them, they feel so tight
Can I have his pants for the rest of his life
Will you dry clean them, every night
When I where them, they feel so tight
Can I have his pants for the rest of his life
Original Lyrics:
Can I have this dance for the rest of my life
Will you be my partner every night
When we're together it feels so right
Can I have this dance for the rest of my life
Will you be my partner every night
When we're together it feels so right
Can I have this dance for the rest of my life
Submitted by: katie
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