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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Simon & Garfunkel
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Simon & Garfunkel.
Simon & Garfunkel
Simon & Garfunkel's, "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover"
Better Lyrics:
There must be Sixteen Ways to Use Your Computer!
Surf the Internet, Chet
Send it out on a fax, Max
Use the spreadsheet, Pete...
Pull down the menu, Hugh
Use the trak-ball, Paul!
Check the database, Chase...
Surf the Internet, Chet
Send it out on a fax, Max
Use the spreadsheet, Pete...
Pull down the menu, Hugh
Use the trak-ball, Paul!
Check the database, Chase...
Original Lyrics:
Make a new plan, Stan
There must be Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover!
No need to be coy, Roy,...
Hop on the bus, Gus
No need to discuss much!
Drop off the key, Lee,
And set yourself free!
There must be Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover!
No need to be coy, Roy,...
Hop on the bus, Gus
No need to discuss much!
Drop off the key, Lee,
And set yourself free!
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery
Simon & Garfunkel's, "I am a Rock"
Better Lyrics:
I have my games
and my MP3s to protect me
and my MP3s to protect me
Original Lyrics:
I have my books
and my poetry to protect me
and my poetry to protect me
Submitted by: JBL
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