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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Stone Temple Pilots

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Stone Temple Pilots.

Stone Temple Pilots

Stone Temple Pilots', "Big Empty"
Better Lyrics:
It's time to take her home
And beat her down with a marshmallow
Original Lyrics:
Time to take her home
Her dizzy head is conscience-laden
Submitted by: N.H. Ayton
Stone Temple Pilots', "Hollywood Bitch"
Better Lyrics:
Red Blue White
There he goes again
Canadien
He's cool and it's unreal
Original Lyrics:
Rock star life
Turn on the switch
Hollywood bitch
So fake that she seems real
Submitted by: LoneWolf
Stone Temple Pilots', "The Days Of The Week"
Better Lyrics:
Tuesday, kick me in the crotch
Original Lyrics:
Tuesday, shoot me in the head
Submitted by: DJ Kaito

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