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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Su Pollard
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Su Pollard.
Su Pollard
Su Pollard's, "Oh, Doctor Beeching"
Better Lyrics:
Oh, Mr. Osborne, what have you done?
There once were lots of types of loans, but soon there will be none
I have to rent my home and I can't purchase a car
Oh, ConDem Party, what a nasty bunch you are!
There once were lots of types of loans, but soon there will be none
I have to rent my home and I can't purchase a car
Oh, ConDem Party, what a nasty bunch you are!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Doctor Beeching, what have you done?
There once were lots of trains to catch, but soon there will be none
I'll have to buy a bike 'cos I can't afford a car
Oh, Doctor Beeching, what a naughty man you are!
There once were lots of trains to catch, but soon there will be none
I'll have to buy a bike 'cos I can't afford a car
Oh, Doctor Beeching, what a naughty man you are!
Submitted by: Sheogorath
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