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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> The Munchkins, Billie Burke, and Judy Garland
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by The Munchkins, Billie Burke, and Judy Garland.
The Munchkins, Billie Burke, and Judy Garland
The Munchkins, Billie Burke, and Judy Garland's, "Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead"
Better Lyrics:
(Written in anticipation of a blessed event.)
Ding-dong! The Turd is dead
Which old Turd? The Orange Turd!
Ding-dong! The Orange Turd is dead
Wake up, you sleepy head
Rub your eyes, get out of bed
Wake up, the Orange Turd is dead
He's gone where all MAGAts go
Below, below, below
Yo-ho, let's celebrate and sing and ring the bells out
Ding-dong, the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low
Let them know the Orange Turd is dead!
Ding-dong! The Turd is dead
Which old Turd? The Orange Turd!
Ding-dong! The Orange Turd is dead
Wake up, you sleepy head
Rub your eyes, get out of bed
Wake up, the Orange Turd is dead
He's gone where all MAGAts go
Below, below, below
Yo-ho, let's celebrate and sing and ring the bells out
Ding-dong, the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low
Let them know the Orange Turd is dead!
Original Lyrics:
Ding-dong! The Witch is dead
Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
Ding-dong! The Wicked Witch is dead
Wake up, you sleepy head
Rub your eyes, get out of bed
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead
She's gone where the goblins go
Below, below, below
Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out
Ding-dong, the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low
Let them know the Wicked Witch is dead!
Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
Ding-dong! The Wicked Witch is dead
Wake up, you sleepy head
Rub your eyes, get out of bed
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead
She's gone where the goblins go
Below, below, below
Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out
Ding-dong, the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low
Let them know the Wicked Witch is dead!
Submitted by: Naughty Autie
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