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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Usher.
Usher
Usher's, "Burn"
Better Lyrics:
When you're body ain't the same and you are overweight
But you have to go to the gym cuz you ain't jumpin like you used to
Even though it might hurt you
Lose the weight, lose the weight
Gotta lose the weight
Deep down you have layers and layers of fat
Love the thought of a Big Mac and fries too
But you know that's not healthy
You know that you are fat
Lose the weight, lose the weight
Gotta lose the weight
But you have to go to the gym cuz you ain't jumpin like you used to
Even though it might hurt you
Lose the weight, lose the weight
Gotta lose the weight
Deep down you have layers and layers of fat
Love the thought of a Big Mac and fries too
But you know that's not healthy
You know that you are fat
Lose the weight, lose the weight
Gotta lose the weight
Original Lyrics:
When your feeling ain't the same and your body don't want to
But you know gotta let it go cuz the party ain't jumpin' like it used to
Even though this might bruise you
Let it burn, let it burn
Gotta let it burn
Deep down you know it's best for you except but you
Hate the thought of her being with someone else
But you know that it's over
You know that it was through
Let it burn, let it burn
Gotta let it burn
But you know gotta let it go cuz the party ain't jumpin' like it used to
Even though this might bruise you
Let it burn, let it burn
Gotta let it burn
Deep down you know it's best for you except but you
Hate the thought of her being with someone else
But you know that it's over
You know that it was through
Let it burn, let it burn
Gotta let it burn
Submitted by: Hillary
Usher's, "U Got It Bad"
Better Lyrics:
You got it, you got the crabs
When your nether zone
Plays host to a plague of mites
(Ooh) You got it, you got the crabs
If a single night of paradise
Results in parasites
You know you got the crabs when
You twitch, squirm and dance
You can barely sit still
'Cos ants are in your pants
You got the crabs when you've tried every cure
But you keep on itchin' like a flea-bitten cur
You got the crabs
When your nether zone
Plays host to a plague of mites
(Ooh) You got it, you got the crabs
If a single night of paradise
Results in parasites
You know you got the crabs when
You twitch, squirm and dance
You can barely sit still
'Cos ants are in your pants
You got the crabs when you've tried every cure
But you keep on itchin' like a flea-bitten cur
You got the crabs
Original Lyrics:
You got it, you got it bad
When you're on the phone
Hang up and you call right back
(Ooh) You got it, you got it bad
If you miss a day without your friend
Your whole life's off track
You know you got it bad when
You stuck in the house
You don't wanna have fun
'Cos all you think about
You got it bad when you're out with someone
But you keep on thinkin' 'bout somebody else
You got it bad
When you're on the phone
Hang up and you call right back
(Ooh) You got it, you got it bad
If you miss a day without your friend
Your whole life's off track
You know you got it bad when
You stuck in the house
You don't wanna have fun
'Cos all you think about
You got it bad when you're out with someone
But you keep on thinkin' 'bout somebody else
You got it bad
Submitted by: acidbrat
Usher's, "You Don't Have To Call"
Better Lyrics:
Go ahead and call, its ok girl
Cuz I really want some tonight
Cuz I really want some tonight
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to call, It's ok girl Cus I'ma be alright tonite
Submitted by: SALOME
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