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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Wizzard.
Wizzard
Wizzard's, "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day"
Better Lyrics:
When the sniper strikes his blow
Well he just might like to know
He's put a great big smile on everybody's face
When you jump into your bed
Knowing Cameron is dead
You know you'll have sweet dreams
About the bullet shattering his head
Well I wish the PM would die any day
So we're free to party and the kids are safe to play
Oh I wish the PM would die any day
So let the death knells toll for Cameron
Well he just might like to know
He's put a great big smile on everybody's face
When you jump into your bed
Knowing Cameron is dead
You know you'll have sweet dreams
About the bullet shattering his head
Well I wish the PM would die any day
So we're free to party and the kids are safe to play
Oh I wish the PM would die any day
So let the death knells toll for Cameron
Original Lyrics:
When the snowman brings the snow
Well he just might like to know
He's put a great big smile on somebody's face
If you jump into your bed
Quickly cover up your head
Don't you lock the doors
You know that sweet Santa Claus is on the way
Well I wish it could be Christmas everyday
When the kids start singing and the band begins to play
Oh I wish it could be Christmas everyday
So let the bells ring out for Christmas
Well he just might like to know
He's put a great big smile on somebody's face
If you jump into your bed
Quickly cover up your head
Don't you lock the doors
You know that sweet Santa Claus is on the way
Well I wish it could be Christmas everyday
When the kids start singing and the band begins to play
Oh I wish it could be Christmas everyday
So let the bells ring out for Christmas
Submitted by: Sheogorath
Wizzard's, "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day"
Better Lyrics:
When the sniper strikes his blow
Well, he just might like to know
He's put a great big smile on everybody's face
When you jump into your bed
Knowing Cameron is dead
You know you'll dream about the bullet shattering his stupid head
Well, I wish the PM would die any day
So that we can party and the kids are safe to play
Oh, I wish the PM would die any day
Let the death tolls knell for Cameron
Well, he just might like to know
He's put a great big smile on everybody's face
When you jump into your bed
Knowing Cameron is dead
You know you'll dream about the bullet shattering his stupid head
Well, I wish the PM would die any day
So that we can party and the kids are safe to play
Oh, I wish the PM would die any day
Let the death tolls knell for Cameron
Original Lyrics:
When the snowman brings the snow
Well, he just might like to know
He's put a great big smile on somebody's face
If you jump into your bed
Quickly cover up your head
Don't you lock the doors
You know that sweet Santa Claus in on the way
Well, I wish it could be Christmas, every day
When the kids start singing and the band begins to play
Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day
Let the bells ring out for Christmas
Well, he just might like to know
He's put a great big smile on somebody's face
If you jump into your bed
Quickly cover up your head
Don't you lock the doors
You know that sweet Santa Claus in on the way
Well, I wish it could be Christmas, every day
When the kids start singing and the band begins to play
Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day
Let the bells ring out for Christmas
Submitted by: Sheogorath
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