These are song lyrics for songs that we think are better or funnier than the original songs.
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Just take those old programs off the shelf,
I sit and watch them all by myself,.
Today's programs ain't got the same soul,
I like those old time TV shows
Just take those old records off the shelf
I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself.
Today's music ain't got the same soul,
I like that old time rock 'n' roll
Submitted by: Bndspitw
The Munchkins, Billie Burke, and Judy Garland's, "Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead"
(Written in anticipation of a blessed event.)
Ding-dong! The Turd is dead
Which old Turd? The Orange Turd!
Ding-dong! The Orange Turd is dead
Wake up, you sleepy head
Rub your eyes, get out of bed
Wake up, the Orange Turd is dead
He's gone where all MAGAts go
Below, below, below
Yo-ho, let's celebrate and sing and ring the bells out
Ding-dong, the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low
Let them know the Orange Turd is dead!
Ding-dong! The Witch is dead
Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
Ding-dong! The Wicked Witch is dead
Wake up, you sleepy head
Rub your eyes, get out of bed
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead
She's gone where the goblins go
Below, below, below
Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out
Ding-dong, the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low
Let them know the Wicked Witch is dead!
Submitted by: Naughty Autie
Sting's,
"Englishman in New York"
Whoa
I’m a criminal, I’m the orange criminal
I’m a felon in the White House
Whoa
I’m a criminal, I’m the orange criminal
I’m a felon in the White House
Whoa
I’m an alien, I’m a legal alien
I’m an Englishman in New York
Whoa
I’m an alien, I’m a legal alien
I’m an Englishman in New York
Submitted by: Naughty Autie
(For those who don’t know: ‘Ma Bell’ was the popular nickname of the Bell Telephone Company and its various subsidiaries until its breakup under US anti-trust laws in the early 1980s.)
You can ring Ma Bell, ring Ma Bell
You can ring my bell, ring my bell
Submitted by: Naughty Autie
REM's, "It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Fee"
It's the end of democracy as we knew it
It's the end of democracy as we knew it
It's the end of democracy as we knew it
Now ruled by slime
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
And I feel fine
Submitted by: eeL deaL
Wizzard's,
"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day"
(Saw Sheogorath’s version and thought it could do with some updating.)
When the sniper strikes his blow
Well, he just might like to know
He's put a great big smile on trans people's face
When you jump into your bed
Knowing transphobe leader’s dead
You’re gonna have sweet dreams about the bullet ploughing through his head
Well, I wish the PM would die any day
So we’re free to party and trans kids feel safe to play
Oh, I wish the PM would die any day
Let the death knells toll for Starmer
And also please shoot Wes Streeting
When the snowman brings the snow
Well, he just might like to know
He's put a great big smile on somebody's face
If you jump into your bed
Quickly cover up your head
Don't you lock the doors, you know that sweet Santa Claus is on the way
Well, I wish it could be Christmas every day
When the kids start singing and the band begins to play
Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day
Let the bells ring out for Christmas
[…]
Why don't you give your love for Christmas?
Submitted by: Naughty Autie
Ones 'n Ones, those votes are fake on amiright
Tons of ones by dopes, those votes are fake, yes
Ones 'n Ones, those votes are fake on amiright
Tons of ones by dopes, oh
One on one, I wanna play that game tonight
One on one, I know I wanna play that
One on one, I wanna play that game tonight
One on one, so slow, ooh
Submitted by: eeL deaL
Samy Morsy is our captain
He wears what he wants, on his arm
Don't mince his words (walks the walk)
& hopes he don't get a yellow card
Funny types with their rainbow sh¡te say:
"Why can't we all, why can't we all?"
Walk like an Egyptian
All the bazaar men by the Nile
They got the money on a bet
Gold crocodiles (oh whey oh)
They snap their teeth on your cigarette
Foreign types with the hookah pipes say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like an Egyptian
Submitted by: Van S A'Parody
Barbara Streisand's, "On A Clear Day"
On a clear day
Thank the Dems around you
Gods of weather they are
For hurricanes
You can blame the Dem Jews
Powerful beings who even control the stars
On a clear day
Rise and look around you
And you'll see who you are
On a clear day
How it will astound you
That the glow of your being outshines every star
Submitted by: eeL deaL
We are Human, but are we Dancers?
Are we Human, or are we Dancers?
Submitted by: Calvin
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