These are song lyrics for songs that we think are better or funnier than the original songs.
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REM's, "It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Fee"
It's the end of democracy as we knew it
It's the end of democracy as we knew it
It's the end of democracy as we knew it
Now ruled by slime
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
And I feel fine
Submitted by: eeL deaL
Wizzard's,
"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day"
(Saw Sheogorath’s version and thought it could do with some updating.)
When the sniper strikes his blow
Well, he just might like to know
He's put a great big smile on trans people's face
When you jump into your bed
Knowing transphobe leader’s dead
You’re gonna have sweet dreams about the bullet ploughing through his head
Well, I wish the PM would die any day
So we’re free to party and trans kids feel safe to play
Oh, I wish the PM would die any day
Let the death knells toll for Starmer
And also please shoot Wes Streeting
When the snowman brings the snow
Well, he just might like to know
He's put a great big smile on somebody's face
If you jump into your bed
Quickly cover up your head
Don't you lock the doors, you know that sweet Santa Claus is on the way
Well, I wish it could be Christmas every day
When the kids start singing and the band begins to play
Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day
Let the bells ring out for Christmas
[…]
Why don't you give your love for Christmas?
Submitted by: Naughty Autie
Ones 'n Ones, those votes are fake on amiright
Tons of ones by dopes, those votes are fake, yes
Ones 'n Ones, those votes are fake on amiright
Tons of ones by dopes, oh
One on one, I wanna play that game tonight
One on one, I know I wanna play that
One on one, I wanna play that game tonight
One on one, so slow, ooh
Submitted by: eeL deaL
Samy Morsy is our captain
He wears what he wants, on his arm
Don't mince his words (walks the walk)
& hopes he don't get a yellow card
Funny types with their rainbow sh¡te say:
"Why can't we all, why can't we all?"
Walk like an Egyptian
All the bazaar men by the Nile
They got the money on a bet
Gold crocodiles (oh whey oh)
They snap their teeth on your cigarette
Foreign types with the hookah pipes say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like an Egyptian
Submitted by: Van S A'Parody
Barbara Streisand's, "On A Clear Day"
On a clear day
Thank the Dems around you
Gods of weather they are
For hurricanes
You can blame the Dem Jews
Powerful beings who even control the stars
On a clear day
Rise and look around you
And you'll see who you are
On a clear day
How it will astound you
That the glow of your being outshines every star
Submitted by: eeL deaL
We are Human, but are we Dancers?
Are we Human, or are we Dancers?
Submitted by: Calvin
Mills Brothers', "Glow Worm"
Munch little brain worm, gobble, gobble
Munch little brain worm, gobble, gobble
Digest RFK's gray matter
His fall couldn't be much sadder
Shine little glow-worm, glimmer, glimmer
Shine little glow-worm, glimmer, glimmer
Lead us lest too far we wander
Love's sweet voice is callin' yonder
Submitted by: eeL deaL
Queen's,
"We Will Rock You"
Comin' in from the north,
Airstrike.
What we gonna do;
Gonna get blown up one day.
Got shot in the face,
With grenades,
Blowin' us up all over the place,
Yellin' "We need, We need, Nepalm!"
Buddy, you're a boy
Makin' big noise,
Playin' in the street.
Gonna be a big man someday.
Got mud on ya' face,
Big disgrace,
Kickin' your can all over the place.
Singin' "We will, We will, Rock you!
Submitted by: A2Z
Musk is moving X to Texas
Because he thinks like bumpkins in Tennessee
But all my exes live in Texas
And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee
Submitted by: eeL deaL
For a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
The medicine go down, the medicine go down
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
Shame that it’s an emetic!
For a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
The medicine go down, the medicine go down
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
In a most delightful way
Submitted by: Naughty Autie
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