These are song lyrics for songs that we think are better or funnier than the original songs.
These are the leatest submissions to the site.
Barbara Streisand's, "On A Clear Day"
On a clear day
Thank the Dems around you
Gods of weather they are
For hurricanes
You can blame the Dem Jews
Powerful beings who even control the stars
On a clear day
Rise and look around you
And you'll see who you are
On a clear day
How it will astound you
That the glow of your being outshines every star
Submitted by: eeL deaL
We are Human, but are we Dancers?
Are we Human, or are we Dancers?
Submitted by: Calvin
Mills Brothers', "Glow Worm"
Munch little brain worm, gobble, gobble
Munch little brain worm, gobble, gobble
Digest RFK's gray matter
His fall couldn't be much sadder
Shine little glow-worm, glimmer, glimmer
Shine little glow-worm, glimmer, glimmer
Lead us lest too far we wander
Love's sweet voice is callin' yonder
Submitted by: eeL deaL
Queen's,
"We Will Rock You"
Comin' in from the north,
Airstrike.
What we gonna do;
Gonna get blown up one day.
Got shot in the face,
With grenades,
Blowin' us up all over the place,
Yellin' "We need, We need, Nepalm!"
Buddy, you're a boy
Makin' big noise,
Playin' in the street.
Gonna be a big man someday.
Got mud on ya' face,
Big disgrace,
Kickin' your can all over the place.
Singin' "We will, We will, Rock you!
Submitted by: A2Z
Musk is moving X to Texas
Because he thinks like bumpkins in Tennessee
But all my exes live in Texas
And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee
Submitted by: eeL deaL
For a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
The medicine go down, the medicine go down
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
Shame that it’s an emetic!
For a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
The medicine go down, the medicine go down
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
In a most delightful way
Submitted by: Naughty Autie
A spoonful of liquor
Helps the smoothie go down
The smoothie go down
The smoothie go down
A spoonful of liquor
Helps the smoothie go down
In a most delightful way
A Spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
The medicine go down
The medicine go down
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
In a most delightful way
Submitted by: vegan minstrel
Reindicted, and it feels so good
Reindicted 'cause Jack understood
There's one perfect writ
And, people, this one is it
The Left is so excited 'cause he's reindicted, hey, hey
Reunited, and it feels so good
Reunited 'cause we understood
There's one perfect fit
And, sugar, this one is it
We both are so excited 'cause we're reunited, hey, hey
Submitted by: eeL deaL
Gladys Knight & The Pips', "Midnight Train To Georgia"
Rump pressured Raffensburg in Georgia
(But Brad wouldn't play his game in Georgia)
He wouldn't drown in Rump's world
He kept his ethics in line
On that midnight train to Georgia
(Leaving on a midnight train to Georgia)
I'd rather live in his world
Than live without him in mine
Submitted by: eeL deaL
Yummach yummach yummach
I've got hate in my stomach
And I feel like a hating you!
Yummy yummy yummy
I've got love in my tummy
And I feel like a loving you!
Submitted by: Craig Johnon
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