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Song Parodies -> "Top Goes the Diesel"

Original Song Title:

"Pop Goes the Weasel"

Original Performer:

(150 year old children's song)

Parody Song Title:

"Top Goes the Diesel"

Parody Written by:

Mick Terry

The Lyrics

Gore-Bush Presidential Election 2000 with just a few controversial issues, especially in Floida where Bush's brother was governor.
( To the tune of ... billions of dollars ? )

CHORUS:
Beating 'round the W. Bush,
the Donkey raced the Sleaze Hole.
The Elephant bought the critical one:
to the top goes the Diesel.

1: All the chads and all of the votes
that never got recounted,
locked away as evidence,
forever impounded.

2: When your brother owns- a state
delivered on a platter,
maybe ethics aren't first rate,
but what does it matter?
CHORUS:

3: All the costs are now going up,
especially gas and power.
Oil companies raise their cups
to the Man of the Hour!

4: Now you're in, you give to your friends,
to all your business buddies.
If asked about the ozone again,
it needs another study.
CHORUS:

words Copyright 2001 Mick Terry / Silent Tree Music MickTerry.com

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Mr. X - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
It's kinda cute, but I think that all children's songs parodied on this site have the original performer listed as "Traditional."
Sheepskin - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Happened again in2004. Now 2 senators filing law suit to contest Ohio election results. Nicely written parody.
Tarquin - July 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Actually, your 150 Year Old Children?s Song artist name is quite a funny name!
CatChat - May 02, 2006 - Report this comment
& NOW Dubya says we are getting too dependent on oil, when gas prices are approaching $4 a gal. Amazing he just figured that one out.
Woodie Hills - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment
This is funny, but the situation sure wasn't ... & isn't.

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