I'm ever the online high society,
God's gift to Q3 notoriety,
I always fill my LAN Parties
The event is never small
The Games pages say I've got
The biggest Gunz of all

Oh I've got big Gunz
I've got big Gunz
And they're such big Gunz
Booming big Gunz
And he's got big Gunz
And she's got big Gunz
But I've got the biggest Gunz of them all

And my Gunz are always Roaring
At LANs that are so full
And everybody frags and frags again
If your name is on the server list
No-one can blow you higher
Everybody says I've got
BIG GUNZ SPEWING FIRE!

Oh I've got big Gunz
I've got big Gunz
And they're such big Gunz
Deadly big Gunz
And he's got big Gunz
And she's got big Gunz
But we've got the biggest Gunz of them all

Some Gunz are held for Defence
And some for attacking the best
But when they're held for fraggin'
They're the Gunz that I like best.

My Gunz are always firing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big Gunz
Should be fired every night

I've got big Gunz
I've got big Gunz
I've got big Gunz
Flaming big Gunz
And he's got big Gunz
And she's got big Gunz
But I've got the biggest Gunz of them all

And my trigger finger's just itching
Oh we have such wonderful fun
Bullets, Rockets, energy and Napalm...
Gunmen