I have got to change my name, because I'm a spy
I play a lot of secret games, because I'm a spy
I do secret missions, and I know why
Because I'm a spy, because I'm a spy, because I'm a spy

I snuck into North Korea, because I'm a spy
A very dangerous idea, but not for a spy
I poisoned Kim Jong Il, that's why he died
You know I'm a spy, oh yeah I'm a spy, the world's greatest spy

I can speak eleven tongues, because I'm a spy
A hundred anthems I have sung, because I'm a spy
I've been to many countries, and I know why
Because I'm a spy, because I'm a spy, because I'm a spy

I got in the KGB, because I'm a spy
They never got suspicious of me, because I'm a spy
I'm a double agent, and I know why
Because I'm a spy, because I'm a spy, because I'm a spy

Hope they never torture me, because I'm a spy
"The rack" I never want to see, because I'm a spy
If I get captured, I'll take cyanide
Because I'm a spy, because I'm a spy, because I'm a spy

Sometimes I want a normal life, not that of a spy
A normal job, kids, house and wife, and not be a spy
But it's too late for that, and this is why:
'Cause once you're a spy, you're always a spy, and that is no lie

I found old Osama B., because I'm a spy
In Abbottabad, you see, because I'm a spy
I led those SEALs to him, and you know why?
Because I'm a spy, because I'm a spy, because I'm a spy

There's not a code that I can't break, because I'm a spy
Deciphering without mistakes, because I'm a spy
I understand words backwards, and this is why
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I watch your every move, because I'm a spy
I've got nothing to prove, because I'm a spy
There is nothing from me that you can hide
Because I'm a spy, because I'm a spy, because I'm a spy