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Song Parodies -> "My Hair Won't Curl"
Original Song Title:
"A Whole New World"
Original Performer:
Aladdin Soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"My Hair Won't Curl"
Parody Written by:
EmiLoca
The Lyrics
The lines in quotes are what the stylists say, in cause you're wondering. I got the idea from a recent experience...it's not that MY hair doesn't curl, it's that it curls the wrong way. Whatever...just read it! Hope you like it!
I can go to salons
Shine it, straighten it, smooth it,
Tell me, stylist, now when did you last
Give a curl a try?
Wash my hair, let it dry
I'll pay extra for blunders
Over, sideways and under
'Till my auburn locks are fried
My hair won't curl
It's straight as Michael Jackson's nose
Nothing can make it coil,
Not even foil
The hairspray, it does nothing
"Your hair won't curl
You're out of luck here, I suppose
You could try perms, I guess
We've done our best
But we can't make your straight hair curl at all"
(I guess I had better try the mall)
"Unbelievably straight
But we always could roll it
We doubt it would control it
You've got dead-straight hair for life"
"Your hair won't curl"
(No results, no surprise)
"A hundred hair products we've tried"
(It can't get any better)
"Think it's impossible
It's thick as wool
It won't curl up the way it's s'posed to be"
(My hair won't curl)
Someone glue shut my eyes
(With every style, there's nothing new)
I'm just wasting my money
Can't curl it anywhere
The stylists swear
When they can't make my hair curl at all
My hair won't curl
("You poor, poor girl")
A guarantee
("I do agree")
No ringlets here
("Please wipe your tears")
No curls for me...
Shine it, straighten it, smooth it,
Tell me, stylist, now when did you last
Give a curl a try?
Wash my hair, let it dry
I'll pay extra for blunders
Over, sideways and under
'Till my auburn locks are fried
My hair won't curl
It's straight as Michael Jackson's nose
Nothing can make it coil,
Not even foil
The hairspray, it does nothing
"Your hair won't curl
You're out of luck here, I suppose
You could try perms, I guess
We've done our best
But we can't make your straight hair curl at all"
(I guess I had better try the mall)
"Unbelievably straight
But we always could roll it
We doubt it would control it
You've got dead-straight hair for life"
"Your hair won't curl"
(No results, no surprise)
"A hundred hair products we've tried"
(It can't get any better)
"Think it's impossible
It's thick as wool
It won't curl up the way it's s'posed to be"
(My hair won't curl)
Someone glue shut my eyes
(With every style, there's nothing new)
I'm just wasting my money
Can't curl it anywhere
The stylists swear
When they can't make my hair curl at all
My hair won't curl
("You poor, poor girl")
A guarantee
("I do agree")
No ringlets here
("Please wipe your tears")
No curls for me...
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22 votes... 21 of them are Overall 5... No comments...
Again, I appreciate your suspicions, whether they are meant to be constructive criticism or not, but I'm kind of offended that you think that something's up. Probably 10 of those votes are my friends that I showed this to, but I can assure you that 1. I haven't been voting for myself, 2. I haven't been telling people to vote multiple times for this song, and 3. You have no reason to post such degrading comments.
Now this one has 29 votes and still no comments but yours and mine. All of your songs right now have lots and lotes of votes but not many comments. Why is curiosity degrading? If you know the secret of getting lots of 5s from no name voters then please share.
haha you dork writin a disney song parody well still it was okay i give ya 5-4-5 anyway
Hehe, that was funny! Well done! :-)
I thought that was good....perfect timing! well done xx
I'm sorry, but screw you Dangling Chad. I constantly had people giving scores without comments, which is why I went ahead and did a parody about it! (I don't identify with this one as much as you smelly socks one, EmiLoca, but whimsical referring to an aspect of Michael Jackson that doesn't involve lollipops and lawsuits) As for calling yourself Dangling Chad, are you compensating for something?
This is why votes should not be counted without a comment and verifiable IP, otherwise the voting results are merely a mockery that rewards only those who know how to manipulate their computer. There are many ego-infested writers on this site who MUST have their songs on the charts. You can tell who they are by counting votes versus comments. People who vote high leave comments, so that they may get a return vote from the author they are voting for. On the whole, only people who give very low marks(1's and 2's) do not leave their name. Take a look at the all-time poll results here at amiright and tell me that over 500 people voted for certain songs. Anyone who wants to know the trick to voting as many times as they wish, leave your name and email after this note, and I will get in touch with you.
judge judy, I've seen your objective and reasonable comments throughout the parodies that I have visited. Moving on from trivial matters, I'm in on infinite voting! you_think_nib_just_made_this_up@yahoo.co.uk Don't be fooled by the dot uk, I'm actually from Australia, but we're still wrapped around Britain's little finger.
if the top ten lists have been removed, why would anyone care about voting themselves a bunch of votes?
*blink* Thanks, I think. As for infinite voting, my computer used to automatically refresh my entire internet every time I logged on so that it would make it possible to vote anew every single time you visited the page. I didn't realize that until too late...and then we got a new internet provider and...*weeps*
you LOSER writing a disney song parody!!!
I beg your pardon for calling EmiLoca a loser!! This song was a work of parody genius!!!! can YOU write better?!? i don't THINK so!!!! Pft!! the nerve of some people!! I am in utter shock!!!! *walks away in a huff and slams a couple doors for dramatic effect*
Waaaaiiiit a minute... that sounds like someone just threw a TANTY!! And you confiscated mine! Give it back!
NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
*attacks*
ARGH!!!!! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE IT FROM ME!!! IT'S MINE!!! ALL MINE!!!!!
Come on, kids. We can share the tanty. I'll get the "tan"...and you can choose either your "t" or "y"...does that sound fair?
*smiles sweetly* Sharing is the key to a great life. *attacks EmiLoca* I WANT THE TAN YOU LITTLE....
Sips the t. Questions y.
*brushes herself off* There. I have the ta now. EmiLoca can keep the n. I'm glad we got this all settled. *smiles sweetly*
No way! Emi gets the tan, and Tibby can have her handful of nothing. JARLB can have the others, and "y"? Because he's ma T-Bag!!! (That was really lame, I know.)
Um....please???
*Frozen in shock for several lunar months* Did Tibbygirl just ask for something politely?
*grabs, repeating the joke that has now become decrepitly old* MINE.
THAT'S IT!!! *mines collapses*
*dies* Now let's see how you carry on a conversation with a coal-covered corpse.
I don't get it.
In my parody 'See My Death' I say 'there is no killing finer than a cave-in on a miner'. The double-entendre of EmiLoca's 'MINE' can be played upon in a way that results in her untimely, and moreover 'fine', demise from coal overdose.
That's lovely.
So is the way EmiLoca belittles my inferior intellect and points out all of the stupid inconsistencies in my comments.... I MISS HER SO MUCH!!! *bawling, in a style that can only be described as 'tanty'*
*pats JARLB on back* Don't worry. She's here in spirit. Literally. I put her ashes in your Miller Lite. *smiles*
What happened? Is someone hurt? (I'm talking aout Emiloca.)
no history found on the song ''the whole new world''...............
Great parody, but.... I prefer straight hair. 555
Great parody, and I don't have to worry about curling my hair, because it is already ridiculously curly, and gets even more so in high humidity. 5s.
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