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Original Song Title:

"Would? (version from the 'Live' CD)"

Original Performer:

Alice in Chains

Parody Song Title:

"What?"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

What happens when you hear a live version of a song for the first time at low volume from across the room while the TV is on? This, possibly.....
(intro)

oooh......

(drums kick in)

No men.., proven by my mustard..
Eat me..., lung child and barf thereafter

Into the mud again..
Same old trap it was back.. then...
Slower made us big missed tape
Try to seed it once my weight.....

yeahaahah

Dripping..., body soulless urchin
Fighting..., not yet quite the toaster

In truth the blood is thin...
Same road trip it was backed... in..
Someone made a big missed take
Try to seed it once by way...

ye-e-e-e-e-ah

(solo)

Yeah...
Into the bloody hand....
Same old trick it was back....there...
So I made her big misstep...
Cry to see it once my way....., yeah

Am I Ron....
Have I run to far to get old
Am I dog..
Lept you here alone....
Am I all...
Half I run too far to get known, yeah
Am I God...
Left food here alone...

What, the, hell'd, I, hear?
copyright 2005+ Red Ant No, I don't need hearing aids; a Q-Tip used against recommended directions works wonders. So does turning off the TV........

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Are they really still playing this song on the TV? Ah, what the hell, I don't care if you did or didn't made the intro up to achieve a variation to the misheard lyrics theme, because it worked, and I smiled all through reading/listening to this. :-)
Red Ant - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Peter. No, the song was playing through my computer and the TV was on at the same time, giving some odd mishearings. Would? on the Live CD isn't a very good recording of that OS, and yes, some were made up but many do sound like what I typed here. 99% of this is impossible to hear with the "Dirt" release though.
Stephen aka Step-chan - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
5s, Red Ant, 5s. Nice misheard parody due to noice drowning. =)
Dominic L. - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I like misheard parodies... the randomness is funny. 5's
Red Ant - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Step-chan and Dominic-that reminds me, I need to get back to the archives to finish another parody....
Scrawny Johnny - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment
What? I can barely hear you over the 5s!!
Red Ant - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks SJ.

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