Huckabee's still running 'though he's really far behind
He's a good Joe on his show,
On stage, or in a duck blind
His friendly humor knows no bounds
He used to weigh three hundred pounds
But now he's so much slimmer
He's got the Bible Belters all a'glimmer
He's so daggone folksy and he's got a heart of gold
And you never heard him say "McCain is way too old!"
He plays the rock guitar - he is a jammer
And how they love him down in "Alabamer"
Huckabee' is working at becoming the G.O.P. nominee

Huckabee's still running and is having such a ball
For they don't mope down in Hope
On moan in old "Ar-kan-saw"
Just like Bill Clinton he's hell-bent
To be a U.S. President
Although right now he's failin'
To take the right wing vote from Sarah Palin
Huck supports the Fair Tax to relieve our fiscal mess
He might cause unemployment when he cans the I.R.S.
And unlike Bill there'll no White House scandal
His wife would beat him with a pick axe handle
Huckabee is working at becoming the G.O.P. nominee