The Jews don’t like the goys.
The priests molest young boys.
The Muslims – well, you know,
Hallelujah, I’m an atheist!
Why pray my soul to save
When I can do the sins I crave?
My fate’s the dice’s throw
Hallelujah, I’m an atheist!

What happens is by chance;
Despite religious rants;
No god is in the sky,
That’s a lie.

Let Dawkins be your guide,
Put Scriptures far away aside;
The Church just wants your dough,
Hallelujah, be an atheist!

Billy Graham is praying with a CEO;
Jimmy Swaggart’s puffing up his hair;
Unbeliever, since the days of radio,
They have blown hot air.
Unbeliever, run – don’t wait;
It’s almost time for the collection plate.

The Christians hate the Yids.
The priests and nuns have kids.
You unbeliever, sing,
“Hallelujah, I’m an atheist!”
Why wake on Sunday morn
And tell yourself, “Again you’re born”?
Ignore the church bells’ ring,
Hallelujah, be an atheist!

The pope was heard to say,
“The Curia is gay,”
The Mormon wears a vest
On his chest.

Forget about God’s wrath,
Don’t take the superstitious path;
You happy sinner, sing,
“Hallelujah, I’m an atheist!”