“Rah-rah-rah, sis-boom-bah,”
“OH, CHUCKY!!!”

(Instrumental, then)

All the AmIRighters,
Have left and gone away,
They miss almost every entry,
Almost every day,

The site has run its course now,
That cannot be denied,
So, here’s a final question for,
The one who runs this site:

Oh, Chucky! Why close this site?
It’s AmIRight, oh, Chucky.

Oh, Chucky! Give us a tell,
That choice ain’t swell, oh, Chucky.

When the site is closed on the 28th,
We know you’re sealing it with a bad fate,

Oh, Chucky! Do this favor for us,
Save it, Chucky; why close this site?

(Instrumental)

Oh, Chucky! Why close this site?
(“Oh, stop it, boys!”)

Oh, Chucky! Give us a tell,
(“Nevar!! NEVAR!!!!! *laughing*)

(Instrumental until end, then)

“OH, CHUCKY!!!”