Very Stupid Skeletons
Are scaring Harpo Marx
Then a flock of Groucho bats
Chase him around the bend
Harpo calls the unicorns
To kill all Groucho bats
And also the skeletons
To turn them into xylophones
Hazelfyre is sleeping and
Bugs are creeping in
Into her bed, she screams for help,
"Call the Unicorns!"
Harpo rides on unicorns
And saves Hazelfyre
They ride to the Fandumb place
Where people wave to them
Chico and Groucho are just
Spanking Zeppo bird
Margaret Dumont then walks in
Looking so absurd
Owlphallacies juggles balls
But suddenly drops them
And Harpo turns them into apples
And eats them all day long!
(xylophone break)
Zeppo bird then lays an egg
And then it starts to hatch
It hatches into Frankenstein
Eating a cookie batch!
Dracula is tied in chains
To a paper bag
A bag the size of a building
With
Harpo
Honking
BOO!
(xylophone break, then song ends)
Crowd of people: HARPO HALLOWEEN DUMB FANDUMB!