Had the most wonderful time getting here,
My alarm clock was gelling,
I woke up to yelling "hey you big queer!"
Had the most wonderful time getting here.

Got the nap - nappiest taxi of all,
My hack did no greeting, that sandwich he's eating
Smelled bad I recall
Was the nap - nappiest driver of all.

Next the airport they're closing,
Some nut case opposing,
Carry on baggage won't show.
It was scarcely a worry,
Flight i-tin-er-ary now
Misses-es on down the row.
Down the row.

Had the most blunderful time getting here,
Now my whistle I'm blowing,
I just can't get going,
Thanksgiving is here!
Had the most blunderful time getting here.

[Interlude]

Now departing though groaning,
Stretch eight through Wyoming,
They're shoveling off air depots.
On the prairie some flurries,
Assailed and did bury in,
Blizardous icy cold snow.

Had the most wonderful time, would appear,
Adventures in flying,
There is no denying,
Was fun getting here.

Had the most wonderful time,
Yes, the most wonderful time,
Think at home that I will dine, come next year.