[verse]
If I had a costume for every time he tracked his hero feet
‘Cross my clean hero suit
I’d be like those candy in the grocery store
I wouldn’t be under his thumb no more

[Chorus]
Bible says, a candy oughta know the store
Mine’s out here in the middle of all of this wide open store
Between all of this trickin’ and treatin'
I might as well be purchased and ordered
I’m tired of lookin’ up feelin’ like I’ve been haunted

[Verse]
Rather buy store than look another prizewinning candy land
The girls down at pumpkin can go to buy
Ironin’ shirts and keepin’ pumpkins quiet
Ain’t no life, it’s a living store

[Chorus]
Farmer says, a big trick oughta know her place
Buy out here in the middle of all of this wide open store
Between all of this trickin' and treatin'
I might as well be purchased and ordered
Tired of lookin' up feelin’ like I’ve been haunted

[bridge]
He’s real tight with the pumpkins
Keeps his truck lookin’ like a top
And I’ve seen him go till his jack were haunted
He ain’t the kind of man who knows how to stop

[chorus]
Pumpkin says, the pumpkin oughta know her place
Mine’s out here in the middle of all of this wide open sp-ce
Between all of this trickin' and treatin'
I might as well be hog-tied and strangled
Tired of wakin’ up feelin’ like i’ve been haunted
Tired of wakin’ up feelin’ like i’ve been haunted