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Song Parodies -> "Wet Cement"
Original Song Title:
"Tomorrow"
Original Performer:
Annie
Parody Song Title:
"Wet Cement"
Parody Written by:
Joelle
The Lyrics
An ode to the fact that I had to get a filling on Monday, however tiny. For the puropse of this parody, cement is pronounced SEE-ment.Not that I've ever eaten cement but if I had to, I'm sure it would taste like a filling.
The tooth will fall out when I'm old
Dentist will not fill my tooth with pure gold
Too costly.
He numbs my tooth with a shot now
Boy that hurt, but now he's got to fill the
Cavity
Lying here in the chair, no fair, I'm gagging
'Cause he filled up the hole, with oh, hooray....
CHORUS
The tooth might come out tomorrow
Maybe Grandma's dentures I will borrow
Then can't say
Wet cement! Wet cement! I just ate wet cement!
It's yucky and gross and gray.
Lying here in the chair, no fair, I'm gagging
'Cause he filled up the hole, with oh, hooray...
CHORUS
The tooth might come out tomorrow
Maybe Grandma's dentures I will borrow
Then can't say
Wet cement! Wet cement! I just ate wet cement!
It's yucky and gross and gray.
Wet cement! Wet cement! I just ate wet cement!
It's yucky and gross and gray.
Dentist will not fill my tooth with pure gold
Too costly.
He numbs my tooth with a shot now
Boy that hurt, but now he's got to fill the
Cavity
Lying here in the chair, no fair, I'm gagging
'Cause he filled up the hole, with oh, hooray....
CHORUS
The tooth might come out tomorrow
Maybe Grandma's dentures I will borrow
Then can't say
Wet cement! Wet cement! I just ate wet cement!
It's yucky and gross and gray.
Lying here in the chair, no fair, I'm gagging
'Cause he filled up the hole, with oh, hooray...
CHORUS
The tooth might come out tomorrow
Maybe Grandma's dentures I will borrow
Then can't say
Wet cement! Wet cement! I just ate wet cement!
It's yucky and gross and gray.
Wet cement! Wet cement! I just ate wet cement!
It's yucky and gross and gray.
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Very cute! Now take three 5's, and spit.
Fooled me. I thought it was going to be about Jimmy Hoffa.
Joelle, your gift for immediacy and vividness are unsurpassed!
Getting me to enjoy this was not like pulling teeth. A crowning performance.
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