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Song Parodies -> "Tyrants Love Hoes"
Original Song Title:
"Anything Goes!"
Original Performer:
Anything Goes Cast Album
Parody Song Title:
"Tyrants Love Hoes"
Parody Written by:
Forteen and Baeutifuller
The Lyrics
Times have changed
But some things remain as they were
Tyrants more often "him" than "her"
Flanked by toadies who all defer
Still deranged
And essentially weak of mind
And surrounded by dumb and blind
And a scourge to all mankind
In olden days, they say, Caligula's
Appetite was ridiculous
History shows
Cali loved hoes!
A POTUS once was said to fancy the
Sniffing of perfumed panties of
Russian pros
Donnie loves hoes!
Some leaders have paid for it
To get laid a bit
Some have strayed a bit
When they've played a bit
To degrade a bit
Even be flayed a bit
Twisted in God-knows-what pose
It's really not my tea to spill over
Anyone's pecadilloes, for
Heaven knows
Tyrants love hoes!
But some things remain as they were
Tyrants more often "him" than "her"
Flanked by toadies who all defer
Still deranged
And essentially weak of mind
And surrounded by dumb and blind
And a scourge to all mankind
In olden days, they say, Caligula's
Appetite was ridiculous
History shows
Cali loved hoes!
A POTUS once was said to fancy the
Sniffing of perfumed panties of
Russian pros
Donnie loves hoes!
Some leaders have paid for it
To get laid a bit
Some have strayed a bit
When they've played a bit
To degrade a bit
Even be flayed a bit
Twisted in God-knows-what pose
It's really not my tea to spill over
Anyone's pecadilloes, for
Heaven knows
Tyrants love hoes!
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Untill he's sued by them. ;-p
Passably done, but yet another potshot at "Donnie"? Yawn.
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