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Song Parodies -> "Fake Tales Of New Jersey"
Original Song Title:
"Fake Tales Of San Francisco"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Arctic Monkeys
Parody Song Title:
"Fake Tales Of New Jersey"
Parody Written by:
Fack Sabbath
The Lyrics
Fake tales of New Jersey
Blowing out all the realms
That is outside of Brooklyn
Near all pregnant
I'm on maternity so I am old
Charles Kennedy is over now
I don't wanna see you now
(go away, vanish)
I don't wanna see you now
(Go away, vanish)
I don't wanna see you
I don't wanna hear you
Fake tales of New Jersey
A massive argument
In these times of Olly
There would be no Murs
cuz he is from Witham
oh, I heard they shag bridges
oh, howsabout that for Glasgow
I don't wanna see you now
(Go away, vanish)
I don't wanna see you now
(Go away, vanish)
I don't wanna see you now
(go away, vanish)
Cos I rather see that happen to childish things in the indie world
Are you a totally badman
Are you a totally sadman
So I know that's not nicer
Please be sure I am a Adolf
I'm not from Braintree
I'm from Dubai
Please remember that for now
I'm not from Braintree
I am from Dubai
I'm not from Braintree
I am from Dubai
I'm not from Braintree
I am from Dubai
I'm not from Glasgow
I am from Dorset
I'm not from Norfolk
I am from Pontypridd
Lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol
Blowing out all the realms
That is outside of Brooklyn
Near all pregnant
I'm on maternity so I am old
Charles Kennedy is over now
I don't wanna see you now
(go away, vanish)
I don't wanna see you now
(Go away, vanish)
I don't wanna see you
I don't wanna hear you
Fake tales of New Jersey
A massive argument
In these times of Olly
There would be no Murs
cuz he is from Witham
oh, I heard they shag bridges
oh, howsabout that for Glasgow
I don't wanna see you now
(Go away, vanish)
I don't wanna see you now
(Go away, vanish)
I don't wanna see you now
(go away, vanish)
Cos I rather see that happen to childish things in the indie world
Are you a totally badman
Are you a totally sadman
So I know that's not nicer
Please be sure I am a Adolf
I'm not from Braintree
I'm from Dubai
Please remember that for now
I'm not from Braintree
I am from Dubai
I'm not from Braintree
I am from Dubai
I'm not from Braintree
I am from Dubai
I'm not from Glasgow
I am from Dorset
I'm not from Norfolk
I am from Pontypridd
Lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol
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Don't know the original song, but I am from New Jersey, and I have no idea what this thing is about. It makes no sense.
Sabbath's parodies are the only ones that make sense to me. All the others are just a jumble of letters. Of course, I'm not from New Jersey as do Michael and I'm an extra virgin, so that may be the grilled cheese. Also, I have the Captain Midnight Fack decoder ring with secret glow-in-the-dark compartment. Drink Ovaltine.
But, Feckless, your post defending the coherence of Fack's parodies is, in itself, the epitome of incoherence. I mean, that doesn't make any sens-- Oh, ha ha, NOW I get it!!
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