Song Parodies -> "Shane Battier"

Original Song Title:

"Chain of Fools"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Aretha Franklin

Parody Song Title:

"Shane Battier"

Parody Written by:

Kin Leung

The Lyrics

Shane, Shane, Shane,
Shane, Shane, Shane,
Shane, Shane, Shane, Bat-tee-aaaay
Four long years you were a star at Duke
Coach K said, "Declare for the NBA draft"
We thought you'd be drafted first
'Cause you had mad game in school
But the draft is mean, ooooh, the draft is real cruel
Shane, Shane, Shane,
Shane, Shane, Shane,
Shane, Shane, Shane, Bat-tee-aaaay
You have to deal with high schoolers
The kids see money, forget the schooling
You showed them that you could play,
The owners said, "So can they"
I say Shane just take it easy
You'll be picked soon and make the team strong
While the rest all bonk,
Shane, Shane, Shane,
Shane, Shane, Shane,
Shane, Shane, Shane, Bat-tee-aaaay
Next season you will show them all how to play
But up until then, yeah, you gotta just sit and wait
Shane, Shane, Shane,
Shane, Shane, Shane,
Shane, Shane, Shane, Bat-tee-aaaay

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