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Song Parodies -> "Michael Brown Down"

Original Song Title:

"Armour Hot Dogs"

Original Performer:

Armour Hot Dog Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Michael Brown Down"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Ferguson... still on-going
Brown down, Michael Brown down
What kind of cop shoots Michael Brown down?
White cop, racist cop, cop with kids to stop
Tough cop, shooting cop, cop with a mag of rounds to pop
shot Brown down, Michael Brown down
It was in broad daylight

He had hands up,
refused , that day
Dirty cop still shot,
Oh hell, "DISMAY!"

He

Shot Brown down, Michael Brown down
Revolt -- for -- five -- straight -- niiiiights!

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Pacing: 4.4
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Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 19

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Jonathan - August 18, 2014 - Report this comment
ordinarily I'd say that jokes about the police aren't funny and to give it arrest but this was good! 5's
Rob Arndt - August 18, 2014 - Report this comment
Today, we are now hearing of DW's account and support for him. An account claims that Brown attacked the officer by preventing DW from exiting his cruiser. Brown blocked the door, and then punched him in the face and was going for his gun. Brown ran a short distance. DW followed procedure to pursue, but then Brown turned around and taunted DW aggressively, moving forward against him. DW fired his weapon from 35 ft down to around 20(?). So if true, Brown was moving forward 15 ft in short time like a charge (perhaps 1-2 seconds for police judgement)... Given the thug video from the convenience store and new evidence (no gunpowder on clothes= distance shooting), the combo may support the officer. I don't think he will be charged with murder, or if so, will be judged "not guilty" as usual...
Patrick - August 18, 2014 - Report this comment
The Kansas City media have close ties with affiliates in St Louis, so we get nightly live reports. The video of Brown shoplifting will work in the officer's favor, though, from what I've heard so far, the policeman did not know of the theft and assault on the store owner at the time he confronted Brown.
Rob Arndt - August 18, 2014 - Report this comment
My bad on the clothing info. It was no powder burns on MB's skin. That too suggests distance shooting. Just speculation but I think the officer was assaulted and just panicked by MB's taunting followed by some form of hostile approach. MB was much bigger than the officer and we can see from the convenience store video his aggression before the confrontation that was what?... just minutes afterwards. Darren Wilson believes that MB might have been on drugs. Just wondering why no one has brought up toxicology...???
Darren Wilson - November 26, 2014 - Report this comment
The thug robbed a store, grabbed my gun, punched me in the face, charged me with the intent to harm. DNA, Science have proven my story the TRUTH and my actions JUSTIFIED. Case closed, JUSTICE was served. Bring forth the perjury witnesses, the step dad inciting violence, and the unlawful protestors to their JUSTICE now!
Jamar - November 26, 2014 - Report this comment
As a Black man I support the officers decision to shoot to kill. You simply do not attack a police officer..a big NO NO. That was his mistake. Obey an officers commands. They are there to server you when you need them. Before the incident the officer was helping a young mother and boy with health issues. If this was your child you would have been extremely thankful. Don't rob stores or steal..Don't disobey police...respect others...dress and speak like gentlemen and ladies NOT pants to your knees thugs and half clad streetwalkers. My 2 black sones are now 18 and 21 and both in well paid technical skill jobs. They both grew up in poor neighborhoods and had bad influences but perservered. Parents do your part and your kids will do well and they will grow up and you will be proud of them. They will in turn pay you back with their assistance and possibly reward you with wonderful grand kids. Let's address the REAL issues here: Parenting, kids involvement in productive activities, respectful upbringing in many aspects of life. BRING THE PROTESTORS TO JUSTICE...THOSE WHO DO NOT PROTEST PEACEFULLY! Our justice system is not BROKEN..it is our value and moral codes!
Hymietown Homeboy - November 26, 2014 - Report this comment
Jamar, the first command that Wilson gave to Brown and his friend was "Get the f**k off the road!" Here in Gotham, the motto of the P.D. is CPR -- Courtesy, Professionalism, Respect. A cop here would have said to a couple of Black guys, "Please get the f**k off the road!"
Concerned - November 27, 2014 - Report this comment
What better way to peacefully protest than by looting innocent businesses, burning thirteen buildings, throwing bricks and bottles at police and journalists, and blocking streets? Where can I get my copy of "Ferguson Gone Wild?" Michael Brown was a bully, thief, and aggressor that committed multiple felonies and resisted arrest. He could have complied and got down on the ground. He chose to advance and charge the officer. He caused his own death. Btw, of the many arrests on Days 1 and 2, the vast majority of agitators were from Ferguson, not outsiders. It was the stepdad that incited riots by saying verbatim, "Burn this B-tch down!!!.
Curious - November 27, 2014 - Report this comment
Concerned, why do you use a pseudonym when you are clearly the author of this parody and the proprietor of this thread? Is it because you contradict yourself? In the parody you state "He had hands up, refused , that day Dirty cop still shot..." Three months later, in your comment, you write "He caused his own death." I think you buy into media accounts and propaganda too easily. And I think you are "concerned" about being called a white racist. Me? I'm not a hypocrite. My parents Mr. and Mrs. John Doe took a good look at me when I was born and said, "That's Curious."
Curious - November 28, 2014 - Report this comment
I'm such a narcissist!
The Real Curious - November 28, 2014 - Report this comment
^ The above comment was written by a spurious Curious, probably by one who is "concerned."
Furious - November 28, 2014 - Report this comment
The "concerned," semi-eidetic Germanophile, aka the Sacramento Sicko, who covers his ass with professions of love for benighted races, has been caught out once again as a pseudononymous hater of everything from the Australian "Land of Oz" to unvictorious Korean war vets with toes lost to frostbite to oppressed Blacks driven to madness. His opinions, as he is wont to say, are "worthless." His parodies are execrable. His Mil-Speak is ludicrously misdirected.
? - November 28, 2014 - Report this comment
Are all of these latest comments by puppets???
Max Power - November 28, 2014 - Report this comment
I wonder the same thing, maybe the next will be "Serious".
Serious - November 28, 2014 - Report this comment
Mike Brown went from a simple misdemeanor to double felonies in minutes! The officer was justified.

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