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Song Parodies -> "In Swedish: Grönsaksjuicepress"

Original Song Title:

"Du Käre Lille Snickerbo"

Original Performer:

Astrid Lindgren

Parody Song Title:

"In Swedish: Grönsaksjuicepress"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

This is one of my few song parodies in Swedish. In the spirit of backup awareness Chucky once gave me permission to post them here along with my others. Thank you Chucky! (This one is set to a short song from one of the movies based on books by famous Swedish author Astrid Lindgren and the new lyrics is from the point of view of a guy who's getting all too hooked on his Vegetables and Fruits Juicer/Machine - there might even be elements of real kitchen/household experiences mixed within it).
Nu krävs det nog en bantningskur
Jag har gått upp igen
Och badrumsvågen gör mig sur
Den är inte min vän

Lösviktsgodis, hopp fallera
Å pepparkaksdeg, hopp fallerej
Ä inge bra, hopp fallera
För fete mej, hopp fallerej

På teveshoppen finns ett tricks
Med inga om och men
Det finns en färdig fettfri fix
För trettonhundra spänn

Grönsaksjuicepress, hopp fallera
Å grönsaksjuicepress, hopp fallerej
Ä bra att ha, hopp fallera
För fete mej, hopp fallerej

Man mixar grönt med ananas
och rättika med te
och blir man uti magen kass
Så går man faktiskt ned

Fetaostkräm, hopp fallera
Me' creme parfait, hopp fallerej
Va' inge bra, hopp fallera
För fete mej, hopp fallerej

Nu lever jag på brysselkål
Med nässelblad och bark
Man får en astunn kropp och bål
Det är veganiskt knark

Grönsaksjuicepress, hopp fallera
Å grönsaksjuicepress, hopp fallerej
Ä bra att ha hopp fallera
För fete mej, hopp fallerej

© Peter Andersson.

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Herb - August 12, 2015 - Report this comment
No problem Peter, I had the Swedish chef from the muppets translate. He told me never substitute a Swedish juicer for a Swedish Erotica blowup doll!!!
Susanna Viljanen - February 04, 2016 - Report this comment
Femmor! Utmärkt jobb!

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