Dubbed, Dubbed
I feel so cheap for musicals you see
Sing, Sing
I want to sing my songs
Don't use Marni Nixon just use me!

I could have sang my songs
I could have sang my songs
And sang at perfect tone
I could have sang "Show Me!"
And "Rain In Spain" on key
Without a microphone

I'll never know
What made you so deciding?
To rob my soul
I feel it's wrong
I only cry in pain
Now, I can't sing again
I could have sang, sang, sang my songs

Marni's the best now
Give it a rest, now
Too bad, you will be dubbed

I could have sang (Your notes are flat)
my songs (And way off-key)
I could have sang (Don't hear you cries)
my songs (Don't hear your pleas)
And sang (That's just too bad, dear)
at perfect (It's very sad dear)
tone (Let Marni Nixon sing your songs with ease)
I could have sang (Deborah Kerr)
"Show Me!" (Natalie Wood)
And "Rain In Spain" (Marni dubbed them)
on key(Just as they should)
Without (Audrey, give up, please)
a micro (Audrey, shut up, please)
phone (Your tones aren't good)

I'll never know
What made you so deciding?
To rob my soul
I feel it's wrong
I only cry (Audrey, grow up)
in pain (Don't be a witch)
Now, I can't sing (Get over it)
Again (You stupid b@%&%)
I could have sang, sang, sang my songs

I understand, dear
But understand, dear
Your singing has no niche

I could have sang my songs
I could have sang my songs
And sang at perfect tone
I could have sang "Show Me!"
And "Rain In Spain" on key
Without a microphone

I'll never know
What made you so deciding?
To rob my soul
I feel it's wrong
I only cry in pain
Now, I can't sing again
I could have sang, sang, sang my songs