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Song Parodies -> "The Claw Slashes Lightly"
Original Song Title:
"The Dark Dresses Lightly"
(MP3)Original Performer:
AURORA
Parody Song Title:
"The Claw Slashes Lightly"
Parody Written by:
Duc4AmIRight
The Lyrics
Here is yet another song tying in to Wolverine, from "Deadpool & Wolverine".
As I walk up my story
Make the claws
There is slash in every word
(Here's to us now, my dear
We're being strong now)
And the claw slashes lightly
Razor sharp
As it cuts right through my soul
(Here's to us now, my dear
It took too long)
Guess I shouldn't have kept the hands in my heart for so long
Guess I shouldn't have held back
When I needed you to know
Guess I shouldn't have kept the hands in my heart for so long
Guess I shouldn't have held back
When I needed you to know
Ooo I just want the mutants
With you tonight
It's perfectly fine
To grieve the men that's gonna die
Let us slash to our sorrow
Make amends
There's so much you still don't know
(Here's to us now my dear
We're going deep now)
All this slash
It's contagious
Now we're here
Let our mutants overflow
(Here's to us now, my dear
It took too long)
Guess I shouldn't have kept the hands in my heart for so long
Guess I shouldn't have held back
When I needed you to know
Guess I shouldn't have kept the hands in my heart for so long
Guess I shouldn't have held back
When I needed you to know
Ooo I just want to cry
With you tonight
It's perfectly fine
To grieve the claws that's gonna die
Oh oh oh
Can you feel it
Mmmhhh yeah
Let me feel it
Louder
Louder
Louder
Louder
To the mutant
To the green man
Where the Canadians
Are wide open
And the X-Men
Has fallen onto you
Let me feel it mutants
(mutants mutants)
Let me feel it mutants
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Make the claws
There is slash in every word
(Here's to us now, my dear
We're being strong now)
And the claw slashes lightly
Razor sharp
As it cuts right through my soul
(Here's to us now, my dear
It took too long)
Guess I shouldn't have kept the hands in my heart for so long
Guess I shouldn't have held back
When I needed you to know
Guess I shouldn't have kept the hands in my heart for so long
Guess I shouldn't have held back
When I needed you to know
Ooo I just want the mutants
With you tonight
It's perfectly fine
To grieve the men that's gonna die
Let us slash to our sorrow
Make amends
There's so much you still don't know
(Here's to us now my dear
We're going deep now)
All this slash
It's contagious
Now we're here
Let our mutants overflow
(Here's to us now, my dear
It took too long)
Guess I shouldn't have kept the hands in my heart for so long
Guess I shouldn't have held back
When I needed you to know
Guess I shouldn't have kept the hands in my heart for so long
Guess I shouldn't have held back
When I needed you to know
Ooo I just want to cry
With you tonight
It's perfectly fine
To grieve the claws that's gonna die
Oh oh oh
Can you feel it
Mmmhhh yeah
Let me feel it
Louder
Louder
Louder
Louder
To the mutant
To the green man
Where the Canadians
Are wide open
And the X-Men
Has fallen onto you
Let me feel it mutants
(mutants mutants)
Let me feel it mutants
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
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My comments are the same as usual. You are content with taking a clean version of the lyrics, mechanically replacing 10% of the words, and submitting it as a parody.
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