Her name was Toadstool, she was a princess
A golden crown upon her hair and a pink dress down to there
She would play tennis and drive in go-karts,
And while she tried to rule the land, Mario was close at hand
To fight the Koopa horde, three times a day or more
With Mario and his brother Luigi
Who could ask for more?

In the Mushroom, the Mushroom Kingdom
The weirdest place Warp Pipes could bring 'em
In the Mushroom, the Mushroom Kingdom
Mushrooms and flowers give Mario powers
In the Mushroom....they save the day.

His name was Bowser, he ruled the Dark Land
He brushed aside his bright red hair, and saw Peach Toadstool standing there
When no one's looking, he ran and grabbed her
But before he got too far, Mario sailed like a star
And then the punches flew and Mushrooms were used, too
There were words and a single fireball
But just who fried who?

At the Mushroom, the Mushroom Kingdom
The weirdest place Warp Pipes could bring 'em,
At the Mushroom, the Mushroom Kingdom
Mushrooms and flowers gave Mario powers
At the Mushroom...he lost that day

Her name is Toadstool, a helpless Princess
But that was 20 years ago, on the 8-bit Nintendo
Now she's on Gamecube, and she's much stronger,
Still in the dress she used to wear, a golden crown still in her hair
And now she stands her ground, Luigi's still around
They work together with Mario
To beat Bowser down!

At the Mushroom, the Mushroom Kingdom
The weirdest place Warp Pipes could bring 'em
At the Mushroom, the Mushroom Kingdom
Mushrooms and Flowers gave Mario powers
At the Mushroom....they save the day