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Song Parodies -> "Mathman"

Original Song Title:

"Taxman"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Mathman"

Parody Written by:

Spoof-Man

The Lyrics

This was origanaly for my brother who is a math teacher , now it's for for AMiRIGHT!!
Let me tell you what the answer will be,
Yes, one plus tow doesn't equal nineteen,
I know....
"Cos I'm the Mathman,
Yeah, I'm the Mathman.
Should five per cent on the chalk board be not added right at all,
Be thankful I don't make you multiply it all,
"Cos I'm the Mathman,
Yeah, I'm the Mathman.


If you dare go to far, I'll give ya twenty math sheets,
If you dare try to cheat, I'll make you leave your seat,
If you don't do as your told, I'll make sure it's the principal you'll great,
If during a test you dare talk, I'll make sure you get no more "A"s!!
Mathman.

"Cos I'm the Mathman,
Yeah, I'm the Mathman.
too many kids rase there hand to ask what they want!
(Mathman Teacher at Crocket )
If you don't want to subtract any more
(Mathman Teacher of detention ),
"Cos I'm the Mathman,
Yeah, I'm the Mathman.
Now my advice for those who roll the dies,
Don't cheat with help from the other guys,
"Cos I'm the Mathman,
Yeah, I'm the Mathman.
And you're learning math form no-better teacher than me,

Mathman.
Thank you and please comment...Copy right 2006+ "Spoof-Man"

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Pacing: 2.9
How Funny: 3.1
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 7

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Ann Hammond - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Where was Mathman when I went to school?
Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Why don't you write a parody of this song called "Spoof-man"?
2Eagle - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Good song about math class. Maybe I will come up with one about German.
Spoof-Man - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks for all the cooments!!! Ann I'm glad to know you want the Mathman you help you with math...my brother will be tuched, Green Bloodied Hound Dogs, I didn't wright a song called "Spoof-Man" becuse I was at the time wrighting a song for my brother a song not tittled "Spoof-Man" 2Egal glad you liked the spoof and I bet your German song will be a blast too!! Thanks agtian for all the feed back Spoof!
G - January 05, 2007 - Report this comment
This song sucks pasing way off!
Spoof-Man - January 11, 2007 - Report this comment
sorry you fell that way G!

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