-> "Classified"
Original Song Title:
"Sacrifice"
Parody Song Title:
"Classified"
The Lyrics
Imma need those files, send 'em straight to me
Crack this whole case wide, gonna earn my pay this week
Whatcha mean you can't? That I can't believe
Give it one more try and then two then thirteen
So this ain't right
Whole basis of my work is to try and find truth
So just why
Are the basic things I need classified? Ooh-ooh
Classified
Suddenly a need-to-know for stuff that I've
Used near e'vryday to track all sorts of crimes
Why block them from me? That can't be right
So tell me why that's classified
That's classified?
Tell me why that's classified
That's classified?
Tell me why that's classified
No good reason there, least none I can see
My rank's still the same, no demotion to a pleeb
And this whole crime is not some conspiracy
It's just day-to-day dipshit-led robbery
So send those files
I need to find the twerp who thinks face masks aren't cool
Would be mine
If there wasn't nonsense 'bout "classified", ooh-ooh
Classified
Got to find the thief of all those rocks that shine
Cross-ref'rence this twit with all the gigabytes
Of prior perps, please, pay's on the line
Just tell me why that's classified
Ho-oh (that's), ho-oh, ho-oh-oh-oh (classified?)
Tell me why that's classified
Ho-oh (that's), ho-oh, ho-oh-oh-oh (classified?)
Tell me why that's classified
Classified the whole damn bank of criminal files (ho-oh, ho-oh)
Kinda needin' all those criminal files (ho-oh-oh-oh)
Classified, a problem 'cause it's limitin' my
Job efficiency, stop limitin' mine
"Classified" has gotta be a glitch, it ain't right (ho-oh, ho-oh)
Somethin's flipped and now it's glitchin', ain't right (ho-oh-oh-oh)
Classified the whole damn bank of criminal files
Just tell me why that's classified
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