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Song Parodies -> "Don't Forget To Dismember"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Forget To Remember"
Original Performer:
Bee Gees
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Forget To Dismember"
Parody Written by:
Mick Capewell
The Lyrics
Well I can't believe that you are leaving.
You take care of all my little 'tendencies'.
I can get my kicks from rubber suits and stuff like that
But mutilation isn't the same without you.
Don't forget to dismember me
All the bits that you can see.
I would dismember you
All of you.
In my heart there's a wooden stake
Thrust down from above.
Don't forget to dismember me
My love.
When we met I thought I'd found my soul mate.
Your whips and chains and knives I did adore.
But now who will stretch me on the rack or slash my wrists?
And kick me when I'm unconscious on the floor.
Don't forget to dismember me
I just love the pain you see,
Burned in my memory
I love it.
Put my head in a guillotine
Give it a little shove,
So don't forget to dismember me
My love.
You take care of all my little 'tendencies'.
I can get my kicks from rubber suits and stuff like that
But mutilation isn't the same without you.
Don't forget to dismember me
All the bits that you can see.
I would dismember you
All of you.
In my heart there's a wooden stake
Thrust down from above.
Don't forget to dismember me
My love.
When we met I thought I'd found my soul mate.
Your whips and chains and knives I did adore.
But now who will stretch me on the rack or slash my wrists?
And kick me when I'm unconscious on the floor.
Don't forget to dismember me
I just love the pain you see,
Burned in my memory
I love it.
Put my head in a guillotine
Give it a little shove,
So don't forget to dismember me
My love.
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