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Song Parodies -> "Stay Inside This Weekend!"
Original Song Title:
"Dancing In The Moonlight"
Original Performer:
Ben Pollack
Parody Song Title:
"Stay Inside This Weekend!"
Parody Written by:
A Kansan
The Lyrics
I know this is a week early, but I wrote this parody in preparation for the upcoming “Germanfest” event being held by a church in Topeka, Kansas, from June 4-5. This parody tells you what you should do that weekend instead.
Stay inside this weekend,
From the church's fuss,
Listen to Ben Pollack,
With your baby,
Stay inside this weekend,
Senses not attacked,
Watch those DVD sets
That you bought eight years back,
Go dust in a corner,
Forget “Germanfest”,
Get a little closer
To your baby,
The church wants attendees,
Don’t go; hear my song,
They've been asking for your money
All week long...
From the church's fuss,
Listen to Ben Pollack,
With your baby,
Stay inside this weekend,
Senses not attacked,
Watch those DVD sets
That you bought eight years back,
Go dust in a corner,
Forget “Germanfest”,
Get a little closer
To your baby,
The church wants attendees,
Don’t go; hear my song,
They've been asking for your money
All week long...
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I hear “Germanfest” attracted quite a crowd this year...but there were no people, just sheep.
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