I admit that I messed up, I hope that next time I'll do better
Guess it's time to self-dismember, it's my fault
Because volunteers for this were none, I was a little too upfront
About the fact that I have not much of a clue at all
If my plans to rearrange a real human's DNA
Will result in somethin' grisly, they all ran away
So before the funds ran dry, made the decision to inject my own glutes
And though I ended up alive, the results, I'd hate to show you

Oh, but I have to show you
Mmm-mmm, please take some pictures but don't show them off
My shame because usable wings, these are not
Must take the Try-Again Serum I've got
Ashamed 'cause usable wings, these are not
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Full of shame

They can't lift my ass off, I made sure they're a size where they could, it's insane
I can move 'em good, they look great but ev'ry flap's achievin' jack-all
Oh, I tell ya, my numbers can't be off, my rat-eagles fly, this sucks
Really wish that I knew this before I had jumped off

Please scrape me off of the ground when you come
My shame 'cause usable wings, these are not
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Next take, I'll try bat wings, these feathers suck
Just sneeze 'cause usable wings, these are not