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Song Parodies -> "Hair Beneath My Arms"
Original Song Title:
"Wind Beneath My Wings"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bette Midler
Parody Song Title:
"Hair Beneath My Arms"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
I sure got a lot there in the shadows
can't believe it's there in that place
I was content to shave it back that's okay
now there's some more on my behind
so I was the one all big and hairy
and not just so thick it had some length
there's some on my face, it won't be long
I hope I don't nick my skin again
do you ever know that you're an eyesore,
I shave and I wax, but you just grow more
I could try harder, I am eager
you are the hair beneath my arms
it might be real short and go unnoticed
but usually you stick out of every shirt
I want you to go, you know it's true, oh yes you know it
I would be happy without you
do you ever know that you're an eyesore,
I shave and I wax, but you just grow more
I could try harder, I am eager
you are the hair beneath my arms
do you ever know that you're an eyesore,
I shave and I wax, but you just grow more
I could try harder, I am eager
you are the hair beneath my arms
you are the hair beneath my arms
oh the hair beneath my arms
die die die
I let you grow so high
die die die
oh die so I can see my thigh
thank you thank you thank god for you
you are the hair beneath my arms
can't believe it's there in that place
I was content to shave it back that's okay
now there's some more on my behind
so I was the one all big and hairy
and not just so thick it had some length
there's some on my face, it won't be long
I hope I don't nick my skin again
do you ever know that you're an eyesore,
I shave and I wax, but you just grow more
I could try harder, I am eager
you are the hair beneath my arms
it might be real short and go unnoticed
but usually you stick out of every shirt
I want you to go, you know it's true, oh yes you know it
I would be happy without you
do you ever know that you're an eyesore,
I shave and I wax, but you just grow more
I could try harder, I am eager
you are the hair beneath my arms
do you ever know that you're an eyesore,
I shave and I wax, but you just grow more
I could try harder, I am eager
you are the hair beneath my arms
you are the hair beneath my arms
oh the hair beneath my arms
die die die
I let you grow so high
die die die
oh die so I can see my thigh
thank you thank you thank god for you
you are the hair beneath my arms
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