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Song Parodies -> "You Ain't Nothin' But A Dodger"
Original Song Title:
"Hound Dog"
Original Performer:
Big Mama Thornton/Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"You Ain't Nothin' But A Dodger"
Parody Written by:
Arcade Junkie
The Lyrics
When you play professional baseball in LA, who are you?
You ain't nothin' but a dodger
When Gagne takes the floor
You ain't nothin' but a dodger
When Gagne takes the floor
Well, you can take Paul Lo Duca
but you can't take any more
They said you want Sheffield
Said Lima as a lie
They said you want sheffield
Said Lima as a lie
Well, If you can't bring back a pennant,
then you ain't no friend of mine
You ain't nothing but a dodger when Gagne takes the floor
You ain't nothing but a dodger when Gagne takes the floor
Well, you can take Paul Lo Duca
but you can't take any more
You said Milton Bradley,
Took Hasbro as a no
You said Milton Bradley
Took Hasbro as a no
Why don't you take your dodger blue cap
right on up to Frisco?
You ain't nothin' but a dodger
When Gagne takes the floor
You ain't nothin' but a dodger
When Gagne takes the floor
Well, you can take Paul Lo Duca
But don't take any more
(Tommy Lasorda)
You ain't nothin' but a dodger.
When Gagne takes the floor
You ain't nothin' but a dodger
When Gagne takes the floor
Well, you can take Paul Lo Duca
but you can't take any more
They said you want Sheffield
Said Lima as a lie
They said you want sheffield
Said Lima as a lie
Well, If you can't bring back a pennant,
then you ain't no friend of mine
You ain't nothing but a dodger when Gagne takes the floor
You ain't nothing but a dodger when Gagne takes the floor
Well, you can take Paul Lo Duca
but you can't take any more
You said Milton Bradley,
Took Hasbro as a no
You said Milton Bradley
Took Hasbro as a no
Why don't you take your dodger blue cap
right on up to Frisco?
You ain't nothin' but a dodger
When Gagne takes the floor
You ain't nothin' but a dodger
When Gagne takes the floor
Well, you can take Paul Lo Duca
But don't take any more
(Tommy Lasorda)
You ain't nothin' but a dodger.
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I didn't really get it?!
Go back to Brooklyn where you belong, you filthy Bums! Besides, the Mets could use the extra 18 sellouts a year. Of course, when Milton Bradley drops the ball, then... "Sorry!" seems to be the hardest word! Hey, that's Life! But if I had my drothers, I'd sign Parker Brothers, how Milton got here, I haven't a Clue!
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