Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "Shock Iraq, Around The Clock"
Original Song Title:
"Rock Around The Clock"
Original Performer:
Bill Haley
Parody Song Title:
"Shock Iraq, Around The Clock"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
one two three o clock, give iraq shock
five six seven oclock give iraq shock
nine ten eleven o clock give iraq shock
we're gonna shock and awe, iraq tonight
when the clock strikes one, join the fun
fire tomahawks when the clock strikes one,
we're gonna shock iraq, around the clock
gonna shock shock shock iraq tonight
gonna shock gonna shock gonna shock iraq tonight
when the clock strikes two, three and four,
if saddam shows up we'll fire some more,
we're gonna shock iraq around the clock
gonna shock shock shock shock iraq
gonna shock iraq around the clock tonight
when the clock strikes five six and seven,
ready his virgins up in heaven
we're gonna shock iraq around the clock
gonna shock shock shock shock shock iraq
gonna shock iraq around the clock tonight
when it's eight, nine ten eleven too,
gonna shoot down scuds and al samouds,
gonna shock iraq around the clock
gonna shock shock shock shock shock iraq
gonna shock iraq around the clock tonight
when the clock strikes twelve we'll cool our jets
this time he dies, we're takin bets
gonna shock iraq around the clock
gonna shock shock shock shock shock iraq
gonna shock iraq around the clock tonight
five six seven oclock give iraq shock
nine ten eleven o clock give iraq shock
we're gonna shock and awe, iraq tonight
when the clock strikes one, join the fun
fire tomahawks when the clock strikes one,
we're gonna shock iraq, around the clock
gonna shock shock shock iraq tonight
gonna shock gonna shock gonna shock iraq tonight
when the clock strikes two, three and four,
if saddam shows up we'll fire some more,
we're gonna shock iraq around the clock
gonna shock shock shock shock iraq
gonna shock iraq around the clock tonight
when the clock strikes five six and seven,
ready his virgins up in heaven
we're gonna shock iraq around the clock
gonna shock shock shock shock shock iraq
gonna shock iraq around the clock tonight
when it's eight, nine ten eleven too,
gonna shoot down scuds and al samouds,
gonna shock iraq around the clock
gonna shock shock shock shock shock iraq
gonna shock iraq around the clock tonight
when the clock strikes twelve we'll cool our jets
this time he dies, we're takin bets
gonna shock iraq around the clock
gonna shock shock shock shock shock iraq
gonna shock iraq around the clock tonight
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 5 | 5 | 6 | 6 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
Simple yes, but perfect pacing and hilarious! Deserves a straight five IMO...
Straight fives from me.
yeah it was good. But it's been so long since I've heard the original.
Same here, Ellipsis and TVOD.
Of all the "Rock around the clock" parodies on this site so far, this is the one I like the best.
Now that's cool.
So many years ago can you still remember this all?
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/billhaley1.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 1633