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Song Parodies -> "Barack Will Clean Their Clocks"
Original Song Title:
"Rock Around the Clock"
Original Performer:
Bill Haley & His Comets
Parody Song Title:
"Barack Will Clean Their Clocks"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
"Clean his clock": To defeat him definitively and soundly. "Madder than a wet hen": Really, really angry -- you'll need to know that for the last verse if you've never heard that expression before. You know how I know our President is doing a great job? Because the right-wingers are saying crazier and crazier things all the time. If they ever stopped blathering about him, that's when I'd start to worry, because it means they're okay with what he's doing.
One, two, three o'clock, phone rings for Barack.
Five, six, seven o'clock, speech made by Barack.
Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, news discussed Barack.
Yeah, he's Barack, he'll clean their clocks tonight!
He's a bright light on.
You know it, son!
He's the man we elected
number one!
Oh, yeah, Barack will clean their clocks tonight!
He's gonna rock-rock-rock the wing far-right!
Yeah, he's Barack, he's gonna clean
the right wing's clocks tonight!
Well, he's President forty-four
and he does good stuff, the right screams more!
Oh, yeah, Barack will clean their clocks tonight!
He's gonna rock-rock-rock the wing far-right!
Yeah, he's Barack, he's gonna clean
the right wing's clocks tonight!
(instrumental break)
When the NewsHour comes on at seven
the wingnuts' motors still are revvin'!
Yeah, Barack will clean their clocks tonight!
He's gonna rock-rock-rock the wing far-right!
Yeah, he's Barack, he's gonna clean
the right wing's clocks tonight!
When their venom's spilled and hate unfurled
they'll be named "Worst Persons In the World!"
Oh, yeah, Barack will clean their clocks tonight!
With help from Olbermann to wrap it tight!
Yeah, he's Barack, he's gonna clean
the right wing's clocks tonight!
(instrumental break)
When the clocks strikes twelve, Rush, mad wet-hen
starts a-lying 'round the clock again!
Oh, yeah, Barack will clean their clocks tonight!
He's gonna rock-rock-rock the wing far-right!
Yeah, he's Barack, he's gonna clean
the right wing's clocks tonight!
(instrumental close)
Five, six, seven o'clock, speech made by Barack.
Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, news discussed Barack.
Yeah, he's Barack, he'll clean their clocks tonight!
He's a bright light on.
You know it, son!
He's the man we elected
number one!
Oh, yeah, Barack will clean their clocks tonight!
He's gonna rock-rock-rock the wing far-right!
Yeah, he's Barack, he's gonna clean
the right wing's clocks tonight!
Well, he's President forty-four
and he does good stuff, the right screams more!
Oh, yeah, Barack will clean their clocks tonight!
He's gonna rock-rock-rock the wing far-right!
Yeah, he's Barack, he's gonna clean
the right wing's clocks tonight!
(instrumental break)
When the NewsHour comes on at seven
the wingnuts' motors still are revvin'!
Yeah, Barack will clean their clocks tonight!
He's gonna rock-rock-rock the wing far-right!
Yeah, he's Barack, he's gonna clean
the right wing's clocks tonight!
When their venom's spilled and hate unfurled
they'll be named "Worst Persons In the World!"
Oh, yeah, Barack will clean their clocks tonight!
With help from Olbermann to wrap it tight!
Yeah, he's Barack, he's gonna clean
the right wing's clocks tonight!
(instrumental break)
When the clocks strikes twelve, Rush, mad wet-hen
starts a-lying 'round the clock again!
Oh, yeah, Barack will clean their clocks tonight!
He's gonna rock-rock-rock the wing far-right!
Yeah, he's Barack, he's gonna clean
the right wing's clocks tonight!
(instrumental close)
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