Oh, what a crazy party
'Lection day is near
Ike would have conniptions
If he were here

They're full of methane gas
And buff'lo chips
America has government
Just like the Crips.

Oh, down down with Trump
Down down with Trump
Trump take a dump
I want some sanity.

The Donald is a tweeting
'Round the world with glee
He's really making waves
With his cyber screed
But there's the ticking clock
He's running out of time
And I bet a blue blast is
Gonna blow his mind.

Oh, darn darn the Don
Darn darn the Don
Impeach the Don
I want diplomacy.

Look at Vladdie dancin' with Young Kim
Look at Charlie Churches - they're a joinin' in
Hillary's still campaignin' with her hubby Bill
When she's in the White House she'll send 'em all to hell.

The Mexicans are really
Climbin' up the wall
The Muslims, Gays and women
Aren't havin' such a ball.

So, now I really got some dirt
That aint fake news
They're bubbling under
And they're gonna lose.

So, dump dump the Trump
Dump dump the Trump
Take Trump to the dump
I want good government.