Looks really bad, whoever had that notion
Doesn't deserve any sort of promotion, mmm
Have to look at that thing all day, from when I clock in on Monday
Right until the weekend when I can down vodka 'til it's all gone
This garbage ad campaign, ad campaign, ad campaign
I want to be absolved, absolved, absolved
Of any sort of blame, sort of blame, sort of blame
'Cause it's really not my fault, my fault, my fault

It's unfathomably lame
Clearly wasn't meant that way
"Cool" and "hip" and "fresh" and "schway"?
That intent's not on display
It's not my expertise, it's true (it's true)
Can't say what would work well (well)
I know what looks bad, also true (it's true)
And this looks sad as hell (hell)

Looks really bad, whoever had that notion, huh, ooh-ah
To revamp our look to that cocky slogan
Shouldn't be let go tomorrow, should get dragged out by the collar
And get yeeted out the building right now, that's the way I'm feeling
Know my boss is gonna say, gonna say, gonna say
That I'm not paid to get involved, involved, involved
Well, I should be, okay? Should, okay? Should, okay?
'Cause this plan is lame as balls, as balls, as balls

The consensus goes my way
Can see that on ev'ry face
Good bet if we trend today
It won't be in a good way
Sure, no parts are in a shape
That would redden any face
No group-mocking, that's okay
Still think it should burn away

Bad thing
It's true
This is a real bad thing, it's true
Of "will not work", it smells
If for some reason, I was you
I'd backpedal like hell