Song Parodies -> "She's Got a Dog II"

Original Song Title:

"She's Got a Way"

Original Performer:

"She's Got a Dog II"

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The Lyrics

She's Got A Way" Originally by Billy Joel
"She's Got A Dog" Parody by Mark Linville

She's got a dog that's jealous
Don't know why it is
But he chases off all of her fellows

She's got a cat that bites me
Don't know why it is
But he makes it clear that he don't like me

She's got a bird that's flappin'
All around her house
God only knows where it's been crappin'

(Refrain)
She cooks a meal
I eat, but something's wrong in there
Something don't belong in there
Something just like hair!

She's got a dad who hates me
Don't know why it is
But his angry stares sure aggravate me

She's got a mom who's crazy
A sister who's in jail
And a brother who is dumb and lazy

She's got a place that's filthy
I don't know why that is
But I'm thinking that it can't be healthy

She's got a scent about her
I'm not sure what it is
But I think that I can do without her
Anyway---ay.

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royce miller - July 02, 2003 - Report this comment

pretty funny! good idea

Mark L. - July 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Please forgive the repetition. Bad enough that I thought of more lyrics after I had submitted (hence the "II"), but apparently I managed to hit submit twice on the first one. Is there any way to have entries deleted? Oh, and thanks, Royce.

Michael Pacholek - July 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Of all that you COULD have done with "She's Got a Dog," this was probably the safest way to go. Would that the author of "Doggy Toy" had taken your path.

Mark L. - July 03, 2003 - Report this comment

Michael--Oh no. What were you expecting when you clicked on the parody?! (I hadn't even thought of that angle.) I suppose I disappointed some people! I hereby pledge to continue to disappoint in precisely that way. I keep thinking of alternate (and maybe better) lyrics on this one. How about: She's got a dad who hates me/ Don't know why it is, but he belittles and berates me.

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