Wearin' cowboy jeans,
a-eatin ranch style beans,
i just cant seem to get enough.
There came a funny sound,
i blamed it on the hound,
but the old dog cought my bluff.
Sittin' on a bitch,
i smell an awful stench,
i try to play it off but someone heard.
A man gave me a glance,
told me to check my pants,
says it smells like i just dropped a turd.

"CHORUS"
But dont smell my fart,
my smelly stanky fart,
do your best to cover up your nose.
Cause if you smell my fart,
my smelly stanky fart,
youll know when the south wind blows.
WHOOOOOOOOOO-WEE!
"END CHORUS"

You can tell your after breeze,
if she begins to wheeze,
to go outside and get some fresh air.
Cause when my bowels get movin',
and my butt gets to groovin',
its so relieved that i dont care.
You could tell your momma,
there aint no feelin warma',
then lettin one loose under the sheets.
you try to guess the oder,
but you dont need no decoder,
smells just like your bowl of cream-of-wheat.

"CHORUS"
Just dont smell my fart,
my smelly stanky fart,
do your best to cover up your nose.
And if you smell my fart,
my smelly stanky fart,
youll know when the south wind blows.
WHOOOOOOOOOO-WEE!
"END CHORUS"

And you could tell your father,
but heck, why even bother,
ill bet hes gonna find out any way.
Hes headin for the door,
he smelled my stinky droors,
even though i begged he would not stay.
And you can tell your sista',
who wouldnt let me kiss her,
just because i had a little gas.
I dont need a girly,
who gets sick and swirly,
when i whisle dicksy out my *whisle*.

"CHORUS"
So dont smell my fart,
my smelly stanky fart,
do your best to cover up your nose.
Cause if you smell my fart,
my smelly stanky fart,
youll know when the south wind blows.
WHOOOOOOOOOO-WEE!
"END CHORUS"

*farts*