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Song Parodies -> "All The Fat Things"
Original Song Title:
"All The Small Things"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Blink 182
Parody Song Title:
"All The Fat Things"
Parody Written by:
Craig Sparks
The Lyrics
About two gay people called Matt and Andy
All the fat things
Who cares what life brings
His face is so flat
Oh yes, that is Matt.
Always, I know
It is a big blow
One’s fat, one’s thin,
Die Hard in a bin.
Say it ain’t so,
He’s a mofo,
Turn the lights off
While they make out.
(nah, nah, nah…)
Always kissing,
Never pissing,
There is cum splashing everywhere,
God damn it, they don’t even care.
Say it ain’t so,
He’s a mofo,
Turn the lights off
While they make out.
(nah, nah, nah…)
Say it ain’t so,
He’s a mofo,
Turn the lights off
While they make out.
Keep your head still,
I’ll be your thrill,
Makes me feel sick,
Lets take a pill.
Say it ain’t so,
He’s a mofo,
Turn the lights off
While they make out.
Keep your head still,
I’ll be your thrill,
Makes me feel sick,
Makes me feel sick,
Lets take a pill.
Who cares what life brings
His face is so flat
Oh yes, that is Matt.
Always, I know
It is a big blow
One’s fat, one’s thin,
Die Hard in a bin.
Say it ain’t so,
He’s a mofo,
Turn the lights off
While they make out.
(nah, nah, nah…)
Always kissing,
Never pissing,
There is cum splashing everywhere,
God damn it, they don’t even care.
Say it ain’t so,
He’s a mofo,
Turn the lights off
While they make out.
(nah, nah, nah…)
Say it ain’t so,
He’s a mofo,
Turn the lights off
While they make out.
Keep your head still,
I’ll be your thrill,
Makes me feel sick,
Lets take a pill.
Say it ain’t so,
He’s a mofo,
Turn the lights off
While they make out.
Keep your head still,
I’ll be your thrill,
Makes me feel sick,
Makes me feel sick,
Lets take a pill.
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woo craig sparks u rawk.love you
That is totally cool and true
Matt and Andy r probably doing it rite now
LUV U
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